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Advertising: "Come see this children's movie about a CGI rapping kangaroo!"
Reality: It's a movie about 2 dumbasses who go to Australia to pay for their own execution and lose the money to a kangaroo. The kangaroo only raps in a short dream sequence.
Disney - Ruining all of your favorite intellectual properties by doing it worse and blaming you for the new versions not working.
If you're upset that Starfire is played by a black actress in the Titans series, keep in mind that she's always been literally orange.
Red actually ages in the linear timeline. What's that wannabe Ash's excuse?
In the original book, Shrek could breathe fire, swallow lightning, cook food with his laser vision. They had to nerf him. He was too OP in the manga.
@TheTransHeel Even when Konami released the actual card game internationally, they went through the effort of censoring the artwork.
Larry, Moe, and Curly-Joe get sent back in time to ancient Rome and meet Hercules.
... OK then.