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Eat smarter, not harder. Using a funnel to (attempt to) sate my stomach's demand for third lunch has increased my consumption efficiency by approximately 160%!
INCREDIBLE GIFT FROM @charmeleon_mr I LOVE IT SO MUCH THANK YOU 🤎
I've decided to implement a bold new strategy and add a THIRD circle to the stomach noises venn diagram, just what this company needs to improve creative synergy
*puts on glasses, straightens tie, turns on projector in boardroom*
I've never seen these on any shelves but they exist apparently, so yeah https://t.co/Tuf7dmC5hl
Behold, the devious face of the yipping desert pest
Thank you to @VoraciousNumbat for this glorious portrayal of my precious skrunkly