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Introducing the new Alis taxi service!
*Sped up voice:* Not responsible for gooey & melty death/injury on the ride. By riding you accept that you may in fact never return and or be belly flab for and indefinite amount of time…
🎨@/ROtteroo (they are sweeter than cake 💛💛)
Car ride with alis but if you touch the radio you become the mid drive snack
80/90’s rock music the whole way
🎨@/DarkmaneTheWolf
@Ron_Raccoon_ Oh yeah I would never do something **UHHRRRP…** … so… malicious…
You walk up to Alis and are greeted with an immediate prompt.
> Say hi (warning this may result in a game over)
> run (warning this may result in a game over)
@milkesheique I think this is what you’re looking for? :3c