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Pros of being dog fat:
>Infinite warmth
>Tight softness forever
>A caring home
>No more worries
>You go slosh n’ ∘˚˳°∘Gllluurrrble..∘˚˳°∘
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Why aren’t you in my stomach? Give me one good reason.
You and me should go on a date! A dinner date! And… you should probably cancel your plans for the day after… week after… maybe just clear your schedule~
oh well, guess I’m horny ² someone sit on my face pretty please.
It’s not too early to start “dressing up” for Christmas right? All I want for Christmas this year is… You! In my stomach.💛
Andmaybeadogtoytooifi’vebeengoodenough….
You’re trying to tell me you don’t want to become wolf thighs? Too late.
Most of you have dreams… aspirations… hopes and desires!
*Bwaaooorrrp~*
All gone. ☠️
Oh look, it’s your new home! Tell you what, if you like this tweet, you get gurgled!
And if you don’t like it… I’ll gurgle you anyways. 😁
Awh.. you don’t look to happy… here… lemme melt away those pesky emotions…
Alis is a rigged boss fight unless you know the cheat code.
You just get devoured every time unless you give some good rubs.