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The purring maggot weighs 1 kilo. Dwarfs keep them as pets and use them for milk.
Meet the fluffy wambler, a little walking fluffball with a warm heart and gentle nature. Found in cheerful places where fairies are.
The fluffy wambler has no bones. Under the fluff is all fatty pudge.
Plump helmet man: A small humanoid resembling a walking mushroom with arms and legs. They are non-hostile and generally harmless, and if confronted in combat, are easily dispatched by the average dwarf, as their boneless mushroom composition is very fragile to damage.
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