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#BlackLivesMatter
In today's @guardian @StormyDaniels and how @realDonaldTrump's little fungi has ruined Mario Kart forever.
New Katie Hopkins business cards in today's @guardian #digestedread
Too old for Halloween
News flash: Penguins are dicks. In today's @guardiang2 #digestedread
Never too old to roll
Late night texts
Monday morning desktop organising
In tomorrow's @guardian @JohnJCrace on the course of love by @alaindebotton and using children as weapons.
Never Forget