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stream was fun
code vein was fun
i earned exactly one dollar
mission success, we're making progress
parent: you're not allowed to use the scissors until you're older
child: aww, why not
the scissors:
vrchat proves that my social skills are horrible
i can't say hi to someone without getting hit with a restraining order
Police Officer: Drop your weapon!
African American: But I'm not carrying any-
Police Officer:
me: *pees on side of bowl to make less noise*
my little brother trying to eat cereal: