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On the fourth day of Christmas my true love sent to me, four calling birds, three French hens, two turtle doves, and a partridge in a pear tree. They’re not calling anymore; ate them.
On the third day of Christmas my true love sent to me, three French hens, two turtle doves, and a partridge in a pear tree. Ate them.
I have been known to drop my Hs…
Cartoon brilliance by @BJennings90 for @guardian
My friend @AK_Hevonen has produced this stunning portrait of me - the mouse clearly quaking in terror!
Boris Johnson “There are some European counties that don’t even have a hotel quarantine system”
That would of course include the European country that he is Prime Minister of.
#PMQs
We start with this bold interpretation from @fahri_ali_imran - I like how mean I look!
Good to see MS Paint still being used
(@paulbright7) #FelineFineArt
BREXIT UPDATE:
1006 days after the EU referendum, MPs will today finally vote on how they think Brexit should happen. We were due to leave in 58 hours...