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Yeah no.
Account with half a million followers sharing art that... well look for yourself...
Yeah... count the fingers and belly buttons.
Hey Romans.
People keep going on about your hypocausts, but I have underfloor heating and it is stupid.
I wear slippers and when I get cold I go sit by the fire.
I don't need silly warm floors.
Take that.
PS the pets say I'm a moron, they love the warm floor.
Please stop going on about how dirty medieval streets were, you're making poor old Dave here very upset ;)
He is trying his best!
Source:
https://t.co/cbabtYnyhj
In 1908 Santa realised he had to work on his schedule.
Once more he arrived early and modern kids went to bed later than when Santa was young.
Blasted modern lights.
Santa also made a mental note; bring dog treats to distract the good boys.