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HEY YA'LL:
CanceledCon. This weekend. Me. Many others. Doing stuff. Free. BE THERE. #canceledcon
https://t.co/nnoxlxK4Cm
BREAKING: it turns out that @mgoldstein and I are, in fact, two completely different people, and he is fully awesome in many, many ways, and we should not be confused with each other because we are — as previously stated — not actually the same person.