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bla bla bla it's my birthday SHUT UP!!!! here's the yearly shitty ms paint drawing. happy 19th birthday to me. :-)
i officially made it as a music artist. people are uploading my songs to youtube with unrelated anime pictures for the entire duration of the video.
w-would you like me if i was an emo? h-huh? oh, no reason... y-you know what? f-forget about it... not like it matters, anyway... (starts silently sobbing)
@messiahtwomesh "Matt now has an arsenal of weapons greater than the United States"
it's april 2nd where i live now so i'm officially 18 years old. the big one. happy fucking birthday to me :)
this meme is a year old now meaning it's officially okay for me to make fun of it