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So now we know how much Lord Brownlow paid for Boris and Carrie’s luxury redecorations. But how much were the millionaire Tory peer’s own companies TAKING from the government’s emergency covid funds at the same time? Slicker reveals all in the brand new Private Eye, out today.
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