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@senatorshoshana Alpine (according to Google) starts at 3,000m and there are reports of sloths at over 3,200m. The tree situation might be a problem...
@Women4Popehat @senatorshoshana Slothologist here. Please stop giving doritos to sloths!
@senatorshoshana Sloths don't have their own smell. They sweat thru their noses both 2 and 3 fingered and the 2f also thru their pads. This sweat doesn't have a distinct smell and when we have sniffed them (for science) they smell like whatever they were touching: tree bark, moss, etc.
And in an effort to stop misinformation and thanks to @vivdraws we have recruited Nerdy Freedom to debunk the lies. So tag us or send us any questions you have and we'll be glad to help.
Disclaimer: do NOT give cow's milk to a sloth! They will get sick.
Also why are you giving milk to a sloth?, don't do that! Leave it in nature or take it to a legitimate rescue center.
Also for #GivingTuesday
Maybe donate to us a legitimate rescue center?
https://t.co/O3thYdiXno
@senatorshoshana Ah yes the Bradypus fictitious, this one is endemic of Nublar Island, from what I understand in their free time the scientists there made some interesting mixes: 🦥 + 🦌 + 🐍 + 🧙♂️ Also Pokémon and sloths are a great combo, look a this pic from reddit from u/mad_manxx
Sloths:
*Giant fangs
*Often upside down.
*Big scary claws.
*Dwellers of the night.
*So stealthy they can be next to you w/o you noticing.
It's lucky they never decided to become evil monsters.
Thanks to @vivdraws for giving us this @freedom_sloth
Good evening sloth fans. It's almost trivia time!
Get ready to join the zoom call. Winner of the trivia gets a slothtastic prize!