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"give me an argument as to why I should be joyful" – one could try, but it's the wrong frame entirely, and a self-defeating one. joy is freedom from the shackles of narrow utilitarianism. joy is when you realize arguments exist to serve you, not the other way around
free image prompt idea:
1. plato's academy but it's an industrial techno/EDM club with the lasers and everything
2. plato's academy but everyone is wearing oni masks, kabuki masks, etc
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reminder that if you find something scary you can transmute it by finding a way to make it cute or funny