Teacher: What do you hear when you eat celery?
Pupil: "thunder and lightning".

Teacher: What does it sound like when you bite an apple?
Pupil: "like grass with frost on it"

What amazing descriptions from Yr 4 pupils during their lesson about sound.

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“Such a cute and submissive elf~
Letting your mistress fuck your tight pussy~
Open Up Darling~ here comes your reward for being a good girl~”

Here’s the lovely art and I got together. I hope you all enjoy it~ Thank you for the 400 Darlings~💜

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Did you know theres 2 versions of the art <3?

Dommy Mommy

Got some sauce of us :D If you want to see it >////> Follow her and at 400 followers I'll post the full art



Here's a sneak peak

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Brand new, out today!

Ncuti Gatwa and The Doctors Colouring Book. Who? All Of Them.

(An unofficial publication, all new drawings, not associated with any TV show of any sort). On Amazon now: https://t.co/MDc59rTajV

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Cantlin especulative legendary Pokémon

(Posted by Middle_Celery_9584: https://t.co/u1mll7X41a)

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Elf is curious about what humans eat!

Art by: ratnaarinda

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Oh yeah here are my Pillowpops! Please don’t make one, I just like to make them when I’m sad. The first Pillowpop was my boy Celery abs it kinda just transpired to these!

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celeryman and his ranch horse :)

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Tomatoes are red,
Celery is green.
Broccolis are trees,
...fuck olives.
~
Luca and the poggification of eating vegetables.

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a celery @/Sylleecia

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nanamin celery man so true yuji https://t.co/PG8CsCABf8

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I changed myself into a pick-I mean a celery stick 🤣 I'm celery Yukime!!!!

art by @/scribblerox thank u for this gift

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sunshine and celery stalks

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Here's all of March's Food Fighters. Which one was your fave this month?

Clockwise from top left:
The Waffle Wizard, The Whisky Warrior, The Bacon Barbarian, The Celery Commando, the Cereal Killer.

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frog nun may be a gremlin but she is the role model for green vegetables enthusiasm.

she can probably finish that whole celery while staring defiantly at smug nun for not casting her as such.

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i'm assuming grumpy is just dreading the text and amount of celery she has to go through and not necessarily its taste. that's a lot of celery for being a role model.

still, better than tomatoes for her.

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