I'm telling you, losers get really desperate around Valentine's Day.

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Valentine's Day's coming? Oh, crap! I forgot to get a girlfriend again.

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You vibe Turanga Leela from Futurama!

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But look in your heart and ask yourself, are you funky enough to be a Globetrotter?

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That's my prize-winning Smell-O-Scope.

If a dog craps anywhere in the universe, you can bet I won't be out of the loop.

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Try to stay with the crowd so no one notices how crummy you look.

Awww that was uncalled for!

I'm over here!

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