One cup of sugar,
two cups of flour, beat three eggs,
then a can of eyes.

2 5

eyes provide texture
and algae lends it piquancy
the judges are biased

3 9


"Eyes are hard to cook
But, they will love my style!
Just needs more Foxglove!"

2 6

monster motherhood:
ten thousand tadpole birthdays
all on the same day



3 8

exhausted mother
finds gender roles outdated
now eat your eye cake

2 5

Full circle, it came
From inside you, create life
Then take it away

1 6

Check this! was yesterday! :D

The king was hungry,
And the space man attacked.
Sad pityful snack.

2 5

The feature tonight:
Cosmic monsters from the dark
Creeping in your brain!

2 4

We entered the void
A giant leap for mankind
The void was hungry

6 10


To reach for the stars
Was a mantra I was told
But they reached for me

5 8

we came, colonized,
killed or enslaved the natives -
ad infinitum

3 3

Science dreamed it first,
then our rockets took us there:
cold Nightmares waited.

4 11

this isn't the wormhole
leading to new dimensions...
unless you count death

3 5

Join up! See the stars!
I get sick in zero g,
and hate the natives.

2 9

it's always the one
you wish would leave you alone
that will pursue you

:)

3 7

Out of the airlock
and into the night to meet
the hungry locals.

https://t.co/Lmw54YAAcb

0 2

Foreign employer -
Needs healthy young man, to feed
Her menagerie.

2 3

you think they are hers
but that is where you are wrong
for she is their pet

2 4

together they make,
lovingly crafted for you,
artisanal deaths

4 6