Get out of ma kitchen, and no one gets hurt! Yes, chef.

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Jesus man
I'm cooking in the kitchen, listening to scary stories on the tv
And my brother comes out of nowhere and just laughs like this and scared the shit out of me!!!!!
ÒwÓ

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In the kitchen, near the tile
Stood your neighbor, his red fox smile
Past the window, above the begonias
You didn’t notice the smell of ammonia
🌿🌷🌼🩸🔪
{this years’s Spring painting of my oc Redford Wild}

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Just realising the freedom of having no doors (besides to bathroom and hallway) is making it harder now to live if there's a wasp or so inside... Because I can't trap it in a room, instead it has free access to kitchen, living and bedrooms ahhh.

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I am auctioning two of my paintings in support of the people of Ukraine - 100% of the profits will go to World Central Kitchen, so I hope this gets a little attention!
Each painting will also ship with a beautiful Stand with Ukraine sticker, designed by . Link below!(1)

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hey!!!

i made a recipe for a school assignment (my last one actually). this was something i initially made out of random shit in my kitchen, and i liked it a lot, so i go out of my way to make it every now and then

try it or ill cry

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2012 illustrator and writer of children's books (Where the Wild Things Are, In the Night Kitchen, Outside Over There) Maurice Sendak died in Danbury, Connecticut, at Danbury Hospital, from stroke complications, aged 83. cremated remains scattered

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I forgot to take my heat pack out of the microwave and into bed with me and because I feel so shit at the moment i was almost gonna cry because of it but i texted my older sister that i forgot it and she went out to the kitchen, reheated it and brought it to me and now I'm crying

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So, Met this cute MILF on the Beach and she offered My OC some Treats... Well, never made it to the Kitchen, but It was definitely Tasty... 😏

Big Thanks to for agreeing to the Art and for this Amazingly Sexy Piece...


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After a long day managing the "Hungry Bug" Nikaido sometimes would tak quick breaks and just lounge in the back of the kitchen, taking the time to air out abit, but soon after costumers start to notice a sour smell wafting around the restaurant. Much to Nikaidos embarrassment..

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Ron pauses. “Hang on a moment! We’ve forgotten someone! [...] The house-elves, they’ll all be down in the kitchen, won’t they? [...] We can’t order them to die for us!”
Song of the moment: https://t.co/k5G6CWnUSY
Art by ChrisMay (https://t.co/OGeQF9GmzQ)

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2/2 Lunch time and that beer is excellent! Two men in the kitchen, 1687, by Cornelis Dusart.

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hello, welcome to the official account of funkin in the kitchen, here the advances to the mod will be uploaded, starting with a leak of the movements of the characters bf and squidward
art made by

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Did you know Tiffany is a rental maid? You can schedule to have her visit weekly and help clean your house! Just... keep an eye in the kitchen, she takes "tips" if no one's looking-

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19. Vivi

She runs a small specialty grocery store in the Outsider district. She can either be found there, helping at the soup kitchen, or hanging out at Lacey's bookshop. Slowly but surley working up the courage to ask her out~ uwu She loves to cook and likes to trade recipes!

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Two elderly troublemakers were spotted vandalising the legendary baker, Mr. Bunns' kitchen, with the help of two young boys. What's going on?
https://t.co/07AyAjlKta

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Following an idea from Ernst Udet, these rescue buoys (named „Generalluftzeugmeister“) were placed in the British Channel to pick up downed pilots. Equipped with cognac, cigarettes, a kitchen, two beds etc, the buoys saved various life’s during the war.

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Don't let your maid into the kitchen, even though he's so cuteeeʕ•̫͡•ʔ

放一些摸鱼

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...

Here. Fill thy stomach well.

[ She quietly presents Majin-san with some leftover mochi in a bag from the kitchen, then speedily walks off. ] https://t.co/k40XX0n3Rj

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