if roy mustang murders me do NOT prosecute him!!! he caught me slippin’, that’s on me!

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if you see me going into debt because of tom nook do NOT prosecute him he caught ME slipping!

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1606 trial of Guy Fawkes & 7 others for attempting to blow up the Parliament House began. Attorney General, Sir Edward Coke prosecuted case & spectators paid 10s for entry to Westminster Hall. Background explained in ‘God’s Traitors’ by https://t.co/tcRvA2G7ex

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if wei wuxian kills me do NOT prosecute him. he caught ME slipping. that is on ME. i’m joining his harem of dead girls.

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if yako murders me, do NOT prosecute her. she caught ME slipping. that is on ME.

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What did the CIA's torture program look like from the perspective of a victim? These drawings give us a window into these war crimes which the US government has refused to prosecute. https://t.co/pdyU5N3SmL

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god i REALLY want to animate this but i'm in crunch time 4 uni rn so you guys can prosecute me in 3 weeks time if i don't post an animation of this

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If I am murdered by Sharon Carter do not prosecute her... She caught me slipping! That is on ME!

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if general kuvira kills me do NOT prosecute her; she caught me slipping that’s on ME

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if roach ends up betraying and k*lling me do NOT prosecute them thats on ME cuz they caught ME slipping-

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If Dark Rey kills me, do NOT prosecute her, she caught me slipping, that’s on ME

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If Dimitri Alexandre Blaiddyd kills me do NOT prosecute him. He caught ME slipping. that is on ME 😤

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Me, naively thinking the Epstein case was going to lead to rich corrupt pedophiles in our government being prosecuted

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If I'm killed by Shigaraki, DO NOT prosecute him, cause HE caught me SLIPPING. that's on ME.

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If Lucilius Granblue Fantasy kills me, DO NOT PROSECUTE HIM because he caught me slipping!!! That's on ME!!!

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Parents who knowingly bring their children to a scene of a crime should be prosecuted for felony child endangerment

Deport or imprison all foreign criminals

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if i am killed by emma frost, do NOT prosecute her, because she caught ME slipping. that‘s on ME!!!

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if i am killed by Domhnall Gleeson, DO NOT PROSECUTE HIM because HE caught ME slipping. that is on ME.

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if i am killed by gai-sensei, DO NOT PROSECUTE HIM because HE caught ME slipping. that is on ME.

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Breaking! lawmakers pass law giving broad power to spy on, censor & prosecute online information. Electronic devices & computer networks can be seized & security passwords handed over to authorities.

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