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(KAMELION transforms into DOCTOR 1.)

KAMELION-DOCTOR 1: Did I ever tell you that the ship has a memory bank, hmm? 

DOCTOR 5: The TARDIS information system?

KAMELION-DOCTOR 1: Quite so! Don't underestimate my powers, young man!

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KAMELION: I can be so much more than a mere copy. (He starts to shimmer.)

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TEGAN: What's the plan?

DOCTOR 4: We've reconfigured our TARDISes into time cone inverters. 

TEGAN: In English, Doctor.


DOCTOR 4: We can create a stable safe zone by applying temporal inversion isometry to as much of space-time as we can isolate. 

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INT. TARDIS CONTROL ROOM 5. DAY

KAMELION: (Sadly) Your dog does not seem to like me, Doctor.

DOCTOR 5: Don’t take it personally. K9 had a tendency to get a little jealous.

KAMELION: Fortunately my programming does not include such pettiness.

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MASTER: Well, aren’t you going to say anything?

DOCTOR 5: I hate to tell you this, but it’s another appalling likeness.

MASTER: It is perfect.

DOCTOR 5: A perfect likeness, apart from the face. I prefer the real thing. Contact.

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2020-06-17

Next time on ‘The Six Doctors’ - the team up we’ve waited 37 years for.

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EXT: CAVE ENTRANCE. DAY

(After an arduous climb, THE DOCTOR has FINALLY reached the cave entrance. He goes inside.)

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INT. Control Room. Day

JAMIE: Console room? In my day we called it the control room. And who’s the Black Guardian?

DOCTOR 2: Let’s not jump ahead, Jamie. Come on, we must be ready for the Doctor’s signal.

KAMELION: My Doctor?

DOCTOR 2: Yes!

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JAMIE: Och, you’re not Zoe. You just look like her. Change back.

KAMELION: As you wish.

DOCTOR. 2: Very impressive. Do you take requests?

JAMIE: Doctor!

DOCTOR 2: Yes, you’re right. This is no time for frivolities!

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INT. TARDIS CORRIDOR. DAY

(JAMIE is exploring.)

DOCTOR 2: (Voice only) Don’t go wandering off!

JAMIE: I just want to see if my room’s still here.

JAMIE: The corridors are all different. Everything’s moved around.

(JAMIE sees a door and opens it.)

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EXT. PLANET MALADOOM. DAY

(The TARDIS dematerialises.)

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(The smoke clears to reveal a DALEK MUTANT inside the shattered casing. It quivers pathetically.)

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SARAH: The Cybermen are lousy shots.

DOCTOR 3: Look. Their weapons can’t penetrate the Dalek’s force field. (Shouting to the Cybermen) Concentrate your fire!

SARAH: Doctor, you've given us away!

DOCTOR 3: We're the least of their concerns right now.

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(The Dalek death ray hits the first Cyberman who erupts in a flare of negative energy.)

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INT. CRYOGENIC CHAMBER https://t.co/24dGV1eDrN

(DOCTOR 1 is busying himself rigging up the device. He fails to notice that the static loop recording has stopped.)

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SARAH: Well, that sounds simple enough.

DOCTOR 4: Oh, it is. But first we need to incapacitate the pressure relief valve and any other back up safety devices. And that will take time. One of us will have to remain behind to do it.

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(CYBERMAN 2 collapses to the ground and explodes.)

DOCTOR 2: You should know that it's dangerous to play with fireworks particularly in an enclosed environment.

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CYBERMAN 1: The Doctors have escaped.

CYBERMAN 2: We must alert the Cyber-Leader.

(DOCTORS 2, 3 and 5 step out of hiding.)

CYBERMAN 1: Halt!

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"You may be a doctor, but I'm the Doctor - the definite article, you might say.”

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Incidentally, the Doctor Who adventure, The Brain of Morbius starring Tom Baker, is currently available on BBC video cassette.

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