wwx: do you want it?
a-yuan: yes.
wwx: haha let’s go.
a-yuan: 🥺🥺🥺

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lwj: this kid…
wwx: i gave birth to him.
lwj:

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“already a father at such a young age!”
“he’s getting scolded by his dad.”
“doesn’t even know how to carry the child up to coax him. how can he be a father!?”

meanwhile, wwx:

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cw // breastfeeding, nursing, implied mpreg

wwx: oh my, he's really sucking it all out ahah
lwj:

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Ymj disciples: The thief was found! Investigations have revealed that he was in cahoots with Sect Leader Jin 😓

wwx: my wife is so fierce…
jc: i’m not your wife https://t.co/fxvzjTULu6

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wwx: why do people like another person? i mean, that kind of like.
jyl: why’re you asking me that? do you like someone? what kind of guniang?
wwx: no. i won’t like another person. at least not that much.
jyl: three years old is a year too old 😆

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jiang yanli (to jin zixun): so you said that a-xian did not abide by the rules, which rule did he not abide by?

wwx: 🤣

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lwj: (about kisses) how about you?

wwx: me? do you still have to ask? of course i’m experienced.

🤥🤥🤥🤥

lwj: 🧊🧊🧊🧊

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wwx: /that was my first kiss ive saved for 20 years/. lan zhan, have you ever kissed anyone?

lwj: why do you ask?

wwx: nothing. i knew it.

lwj: knew what?

wwx: i see that you’ll be holding your first kiss forever. be initiative to kiss others!

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lwj: wei ying.
wwx: yeah? hanguang-jun, did you call me? what is it?
lwj: was it you?
wwx: no it wasn’t.

us: YES IT WAS HIM, HANGUANG-JUN!!!

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wwx: no matter what i say, no one is going to believe me. what i deny can be imposed; what i admit can be distorted. but. this time, i am no longer alone.

because this time, lwj is by is side.

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[1. Open shirt- Lan Wanji ]
"Wei Ying I heated the bathtub, do you want to bath now or..?"
wwx: *dying * ...yes... https://t.co/gbcQN6n6ZZ

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what might've happened if wwx actually took off his blindfold at baifeng shan?

wwx: h-hanguang-jun! how shameless of you to prank someone who's blindfolded! good thing that wasn't my first kiss! aiyo please don't tell me you're going to prank anyone else like this!

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bulan puasa di gusu lan.

wwx: lanzhan, mau takjil ga?
lwj: ...?
wwx: takjilatin.
lwj:

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wwx: haha lan zhan you seem all tensed up today, do i scare you ;)~~

the girls: w̸̹͇͗̐͒̀a̶̛̦̩̬̮̳͙̽͜t̷͈̰̠̊̈́̇̌̓̓̄c̸̨̛̦̜̹͔͆͒͑̊̎h̶̢͎͍̲͇͖̙̬̾̿̃̚̚ ̷̛̜̙̩̈́̉͐̿̕o̶̠͈͙̱̮̐̈́̂͂̎̏̑ṷ̴̢̙̪̽͛͌̒̇̑̑̄̀̂t̴̠́̑̓͝ ̵̨̫̓̃́͂̃̌̔͛̀b̸̛̮̥̰̯̹̤̭͍͔̺̑̅̄̓͐i̷̢̻̯̣̲̫̜͕̺͒͐͝ͅt̵̯̮̃͂̌̔̅c̸̪̝͑̍͂͝h̵̡̤̝͑̇͑̂́ ̴̡͉̹̠̤̟͌͋̌̄̕͝

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WWX: ok JingYi wait a moment and I can take a picture with you and your parents...

Also JingYi:

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wwx: so you’ve never let anyone else listen to this song before?

lwj: never.

wwx has been and is the only one.

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wwx: lan er-gege. lan er-gege.

lwj: say it again, (you’ll be) silence(d).

wwx called him... lan er-gege... he really did...

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wwx: i seem to have guessed how you recognised me. it’s the melody you sang softly beside me back then. who made the song? tell me.

lwj with BLUSHY EARS: me.

wwx; you made it!?

lwj: mn. 👀

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wwx: are you sure you wouldn't rather just have them for dinner?
lwj: yes.
wwx: they aren't very big, but we cou--
lwj: I'm positive.

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