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“already a father at such a young age!”
“he’s getting scolded by his dad.”
“doesn’t even know how to carry the child up to coax him. how can he be a father!?”
meanwhile, wwx:
cw // breastfeeding, nursing, implied mpreg
wwx: oh my, he's really sucking it all out ahah
lwj:
#chengxian #xiancheng
Ymj disciples: The thief was found! Investigations have revealed that he was in cahoots with Sect Leader Jin 😓
wwx: my wife is so fierce…
jc: i’m not your wife https://t.co/fxvzjTULu6
wwx: why do people like another person? i mean, that kind of like.
jyl: why’re you asking me that? do you like someone? what kind of guniang?
wwx: no. i won’t like another person. at least not that much.
jyl: three years old is a year too old 😆
jiang yanli (to jin zixun): so you said that a-xian did not abide by the rules, which rule did he not abide by?
wwx: 🤣
lwj: (about kisses) how about you?
wwx: me? do you still have to ask? of course i’m experienced.
🤥🤥🤥🤥
lwj: 🧊🧊🧊🧊
wwx: /that was my first kiss ive saved for 20 years/. lan zhan, have you ever kissed anyone?
lwj: why do you ask?
wwx: nothing. i knew it.
lwj: knew what?
wwx: i see that you’ll be holding your first kiss forever. be initiative to kiss others!
lwj: wei ying.
wwx: yeah? hanguang-jun, did you call me? what is it?
lwj: was it you?
wwx: no it wasn’t.
us: YES IT WAS HIM, HANGUANG-JUN!!!
wwx: no matter what i say, no one is going to believe me. what i deny can be imposed; what i admit can be distorted. but. this time, i am no longer alone.
because this time, lwj is by is side.
[1. Open shirt- Lan Wanji ]
"Wei Ying I heated the bathtub, do you want to bath now or..?"
wwx: *dying * ...yes... https://t.co/gbcQN6n6ZZ
what might've happened if wwx actually took off his blindfold at baifeng shan?
wwx: h-hanguang-jun! how shameless of you to prank someone who's blindfolded! good thing that wasn't my first kiss! aiyo please don't tell me you're going to prank anyone else like this!
bulan puasa di gusu lan.
wwx: lanzhan, mau takjil ga?
lwj: ...?
wwx: takjilatin.
lwj:
wwx: haha lan zhan you seem all tensed up today, do i scare you ;)~~
the girls: w̸̹͇͗̐͒̀a̶̛̦̩̬̮̳͙̽͜t̷͈̰̠̊̈́̇̌̓̓̄c̸̨̛̦̜̹͔͆͒͑̊̎h̶̢͎͍̲͇͖̙̬̾̿̃̚̚ ̷̛̜̙̩̈́̉͐̿̕o̶̠͈͙̱̮̐̈́̂͂̎̏̑ṷ̴̢̙̪̽͛͌̒̇̑̑̄̀̂t̴̠́̑̓͝ ̵̨̫̓̃́͂̃̌̔͛̀b̸̛̮̥̰̯̹̤̭͍͔̺̑̅̄̓͐i̷̢̻̯̣̲̫̜͕̺͒͐͝ͅt̵̯̮̃͂̌̔̅c̸̪̝͑̍͂͝h̵̡̤̝͑̇͑̂́ ̴̡͉̹̠̤̟͌͋̌̄̕͝
wwx: so you’ve never let anyone else listen to this song before?
lwj: never.
wwx has been and is the only one.
wwx: lan er-gege. lan er-gege.
lwj: say it again, (you’ll be) silence(d).
wwx called him... lan er-gege... he really did...
wwx: i seem to have guessed how you recognised me. it’s the melody you sang softly beside me back then. who made the song? tell me.
lwj with BLUSHY EARS: me.
wwx; you made it!?
lwj: mn. 👀
wwx: are you sure you wouldn't rather just have them for dinner?
lwj: yes.
wwx: they aren't very big, but we cou--
lwj: I'm positive.
#mdzs #mdzsfanart