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“In my head, the sky is blue, the grass is green and cats are orange.”
Jim Davis, In Dog Years I'd be Dead: Garfield at 25

Art: Ginger cat by Phylis Tarlow

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2021-05-14

“If we all learnt cat-speak, we would often find they are saying, “You stupid human, I am trying to tell you something important right now!”
Leah Broadby, A Dreadful Daughter's Spells

Art: For me ? by Paul Kearney

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2021-05-06

“The man who will not defend the honour of his cat cannot be trusted to defend anything.”
Robert Lynd, The Pleasures of Ignorance

Art: BobCat by Terri M Hanson

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2021-05-05

“Cats strongly believe that everywhere is designed for their comfort!”
Mehmet Murat Ildan

Art: Tranquility - Sleeping Cat by Dora Hathazi Mendes

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2021-04-27

“A dog is a dog, a bird is a bird, and a cat is a person.”
Mugsy Peabody

Art: Fluffy Cat by Dora Hathazi Mendes

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2021-04-26

“Cat herding is simple. Just drag a string behind you.”
Aaron Dennis

Art: Two domestic cats playing by Gottfried Mind

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2021-04-24

“Cats and books are my universe. Both are infinitely fascinating and full of mystery.”
Rai Aren

Art: One Happy Cat by Lorraine Danzo

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2021-04-23

“The ball of dark fur pressed itself into my chest, and I wished she was my kitten, and knew that she was not.”
Neil Gaiman, The Ocean at the End of the Lane

Art: Enfolded by Ruth Stromswold

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2021-04-14

“The only thing a cat worries about is what's happening right now. As we tell the kittens, you can only wash one paw at a time.”
Lloyd Alexander, Time Cat

Art: Window Washer by Renee Chastant

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2021-03-29

“The approval of a cat cannot but flatter the recipient.”
Elizabeth Peters, The Snake, the Crocodile and the Dog

Art: Mr Grey by Mimi Boothby

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2021-03-27

“If a cat spoke, it would say things like 'Hey, I don’t see the problem here.”
Roy Blount Jr.

Art: Hello Holly by Julie Ferrario

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2021-03-17

“If man could be crossed with a cat, it would improve man but deteriorate the cat.”
Mark Twain, Notebook

Art: Lily by Carol Russell

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2021-03-12

“I have a cat, the pet that ranks just above a throw pillow in terms of required responsibility.”
Anna Quindlen, Rise and Shine

Art: Little Bit by Cara Bevon

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2021-03-09

“But there was a kitten on my pillow, and it was purring in my face and vibrating gently with every purr, and, very soon, I slept.”
Neil Gaiman, The Ocean at the End of the Lane

Art: Lap cat by Michelle Winnie

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2021-03-05

“A black cat crossed my path, and I stopped to dance around it widdershins and to sing the rhyme,

Ou va-ti mistigri?
Passe sans faire de mai ici.”
Joanne Harris, Chocolat

Art: Peanut by Lori Carson

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2021-02-27

“Let us be honest: most of us rather like our cats to have a streak of wickedness. I should not feel quite easy in the company of any cat that walked around the house with a saintly expression.”
Beverley Nichols, Beverley Nichols' Cats' A Z Haspl

Art by Sandra Haspl

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2021-02-24

“Honestly I don't know why i have these parties"

"Because of your cat"

"That's true. Chairman Meow deserves my every effort”
Cassandra Clare, City of Bones

Art: On the watch by Alfred Ng

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2021-02-19

“Cats are cats . . . the world over!
These intelligent, peace-loving, four-footed friends- who are without prejudice, without hate, without greed- may someday teach us something.
-James Mackintosh Qwilleran”
Lilian Jackson Braun

Art: Cat Watch by Lori Quarton

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2021-02-12

“When Rome burned, the emperor's cats still expected to be fed on time.”
Seanan McGuire, Rosemary and Rue

Art: Feeding Time by Berdine Briones-Lefkowitz

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2021-01-30