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“In my head, the sky is blue, the grass is green and cats are orange.”
Jim Davis, In Dog Years I'd be Dead: Garfield at 25
Art: Ginger cat by Phylis Tarlow
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“If we all learnt cat-speak, we would often find they are saying, “You stupid human, I am trying to tell you something important right now!”
Leah Broadby, A Dreadful Daughter's Spells
Art: For me ? by Paul Kearney
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“The man who will not defend the honour of his cat cannot be trusted to defend anything.”
Robert Lynd, The Pleasures of Ignorance
Art: BobCat by Terri M Hanson
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“Cats strongly believe that everywhere is designed for their comfort!”
Mehmet Murat Ildan
Art: Tranquility - Sleeping Cat by Dora Hathazi Mendes
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“A dog is a dog, a bird is a bird, and a cat is a person.”
Mugsy Peabody
Art: Fluffy Cat by Dora Hathazi Mendes
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“Cat herding is simple. Just drag a string behind you.”
Aaron Dennis
Art: Two domestic cats playing by Gottfried Mind
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“Cats and books are my universe. Both are infinitely fascinating and full of mystery.”
Rai Aren
Art: One Happy Cat by Lorraine Danzo
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“The ball of dark fur pressed itself into my chest, and I wished she was my kitten, and knew that she was not.”
Neil Gaiman, The Ocean at the End of the Lane
Art: Enfolded by Ruth Stromswold
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“The only thing a cat worries about is what's happening right now. As we tell the kittens, you can only wash one paw at a time.”
Lloyd Alexander, Time Cat
Art: Window Washer by Renee Chastant
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“The approval of a cat cannot but flatter the recipient.”
Elizabeth Peters, The Snake, the Crocodile and the Dog
Art: Mr Grey by Mimi Boothby
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“If a cat spoke, it would say things like 'Hey, I don’t see the problem here.”
Roy Blount Jr.
Art: Hello Holly by Julie Ferrario
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“If man could be crossed with a cat, it would improve man but deteriorate the cat.”
Mark Twain, Notebook
Art: Lily by Carol Russell
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“I have a cat, the pet that ranks just above a throw pillow in terms of required responsibility.”
Anna Quindlen, Rise and Shine
Art: Little Bit by Cara Bevon
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“But there was a kitten on my pillow, and it was purring in my face and vibrating gently with every purr, and, very soon, I slept.”
Neil Gaiman, The Ocean at the End of the Lane
Art: Lap cat by Michelle Winnie
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“A black cat crossed my path, and I stopped to dance around it widdershins and to sing the rhyme,
Ou va-ti mistigri?
Passe sans faire de mai ici.”
Joanne Harris, Chocolat
Art: Peanut by Lori Carson
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“Let us be honest: most of us rather like our cats to have a streak of wickedness. I should not feel quite easy in the company of any cat that walked around the house with a saintly expression.”
Beverley Nichols, Beverley Nichols' Cats' A Z Haspl
Art by Sandra Haspl
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“Honestly I don't know why i have these parties"
"Because of your cat"
"That's true. Chairman Meow deserves my every effort”
Cassandra Clare, City of Bones
Art: On the watch by Alfred Ng
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“Cats are cats . . . the world over!
These intelligent, peace-loving, four-footed friends- who are without prejudice, without hate, without greed- may someday teach us something.
-James Mackintosh Qwilleran”
Lilian Jackson Braun
Art: Cat Watch by Lori Quarton
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“When Rome burned, the emperor's cats still expected to be fed on time.”
Seanan McGuire, Rosemary and Rue
Art: Feeding Time by Berdine Briones-Lefkowitz
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