Sorry, I didn't hear you. I just dropped my wallet and need to turn and pick it up real slow. Man, these pants are too small--they keep exposing my crack. Doesn't help that I'm all oily and shiny. Actually, could you pat some talc on my back? That's a good boy.

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"there are cases i can't crack... such as you"


❌pls no repost

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Mikecrack.Exe?
Mikecrack.Exe💛 2.0

chingadamadre con los furros-

digo
Mike.Exe tkm💛 https://t.co/FnUTeNVq0J

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To Saphi, eating chocolate is like using crack. She'll go on a crazy chocolate craze and won't stop unless forced.

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"it was lonely."

luke turns his head towards rosa, her voice was sad, and if he dares to say it, he heard her voice crack.

"it was lonely without you."

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Ay bromas ;;; no se que es lo que te ha ocurrido, pero que sepas que te queremos mucho crack. Te mando un abrazo enorme. Animo animo!

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which of your OC would lose their shit EVERYTIME when hearing the "Me edging my aneurysm" audio

Here's mine, without fail he'll crack.

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Goretober. Day 15: Shattered.
It all started with a small crack.

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Es un crack. No he visto ningún comic suyo, pero como ilustrador es un grande

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Day 9: Pressure

The pressures that can come from being an elite level actress turned successful businesswoman would cause a lesser individual to crack.

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The Androsphinx is pretty stacked.
Paws attack doing 2d6 damage each!Roars that cause panic, paralyze, and drain strength and stun for 2d6 rounds, while causing 2d8 damage! Ironically, even surrounding stone must make a save vs petrification or suffer a crack.

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The route itself is hazardous, with PT Imps, submarine lolis & double Ne CA's constantly forcing retreats, but Armored CV Hime isn't actually that tough a nut to crack. The problem's getting to her in the first place.

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Tr? 222? Draken getting what? Haha are you on crack. Anyways c'mon i heard michi and senju are going shopping haha

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Gracias por el consejo, crack...

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El diseño de personajes en Berserk me parece una de las mejores cosas jamás creadas, Kentaro era todo un crack.

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