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Me: Hi there! Just to let you know, the store is closed. Can I help you find what you're looking for?
Customer: Oh, no thank you, we're just browsing
Me:

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2019-11-10

HALLOWEEN EVENT
Day 30
Theme: pumpkin & candles

Speedpaint: https://t.co/OVge4jPfnd
Customer:

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2019-10-31

Customer: you like the occult?
Me: Yes.
Them: Me too! What do you think about 5G altering people’s brains?
Me:

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2019-10-26

Customer speaking directly to me, the self-checkout attendant: So they don't have cashiers anymore?
Me: I'm a cashier! I can help with anything you have trouble with :)
Customer: no, I mean a LIVE cashier.
Me:

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2019-10-12

me: it’ll take about an hour to print this
customer: ok i’ll send it and be over in half an hour

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2019-10-09

Cashier: Hello, welcome to Smash Burger™, would you like to try our new Ultimate burger with everything on it?

Customer: No thanks, I'd just like a Fox Muffin, hold the items.

Cashier: Would you like to upgrade to omega for an extra 69 cents?

Customer: Sure, that'd be great.

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2019-10-07

Customer: tries to be funny

Me:

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2019-10-01

Customer: can you help me find this color
Me: which one
Customer: yes

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2019-09-24

Random customer: ooh! You're so pretty!! What kind of foundation do you use
Me, who never really puts on makeup:

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2019-09-19

Here's a drawing I did for a regular customer: it's her kid on his first day of school.

1 3
2019-09-14

At a german Restaurant:
Server: Sorry. We don't have coca cola or Pepsi
Customer: That's ok. Do you have a substitute?
Server:

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2019-09-11

customer: do ur beans have lard in them?
me, not knowing what that means:

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2019-08-20

customer: hahah are you guys ready for musik fest? it’s gonna be crazy! i bet you’ll be so busy
me:

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2019-08-01

Me getting yelled at the same day by another customer: Nay Man would never do this.

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2019-07-04

Me: "Well here's a WIP of your commission, how does it look so far?"

Customer: "Great, but could you make this character look less expressive."

Me: "..."

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2019-06-28

Customer: do you guys sell seedless flower seeds?

Me:

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2019-04-15

Customer: My daugher loves fairies, vampires, and pink, do you have any ideas?
Me: How old is she?
Customer: Six.
Me: I have the PERFECT book for her!

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2019-04-07

Overheard in the queue at my fave OP shop...
Customer: this music is great, what is it?
Counter guy: uh, what?
Customer: this song, who's playing?
Counter guy: it's Sabbath. Like your tshirt.

Me:

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2019-03-29

Customer: can you check in the back?
Me in the back:

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2019-02-21