Here is your new pet! Signature Miniature Dachshund (March 2013)

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Dachshunds Meeting Pillow Sham
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Meet Olive McSpruced's loyal robot employees!

Mr. Blubs is a penguin with polite manners that got him the title employee of the year.

Frank Furter is a loud dachshund and Olive's moral support.

Yin Yarnswell is a lazy, apathetic cat and Olive's secretary.

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[Remake]

"Once upon a time, I dreamt I was a dachshund [...] unaware that I was myself. Soon I awoke [...]. Now I do not know whether I was then a man dreaming I was a dachshund, or whether I am now a dachshund, dreaming I am a man."

– *not Zhuangzi (he was in fact a dachshund)

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🌼☁️little Dachshund☁️🌼

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[prompt was "Dachshund hands"]

Even in 2037, still can't do hands or paws properly, thus can't produce perfect Terminators. That's how we spot the danger and survive...

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Dachshunds Meeting Pillow Sham
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A sparkly skull dachshund because I need one in my life 💜✨

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Here is your new pet! Dapple Dachshund (April 2022)

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You win some, you lose some. can do most dogs, but it can't do dachshunds. Oh well, here is my attempt!

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Extra material for the Dachshund Bird-of-Paradise: its first engraving, which circulated amongst European scholarly circles in early 18th century.

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Here is your new pet! Signature Miniature Dachshund (March 2013)

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Two more *very* different non-dachshunds (#NotaDachshund) for today's

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Dogs advent no 4 - Dachshunds - from my just-released Dogs Collective Nouns teatowel (available from https://t.co/1D4BqUfBkg)

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