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Why is the first thing on dudes minds for their birthday “Yo, I gotta get some smecks.”

Instead of calling your momma on that day, blokes want to celebrate leaving their mommas vagina like “Yo, I need to get up in some couscous puss puss”

At least girls don’t itch for the dick.

0 6
2022-07-21

so uh...my special interest is making my brain make up a whole fucking AU with a bunch of ocs and anyway this is hikaru! she's enji's illegitimate child 'cause like ofc. he was a dick. ofc he'd cheat on his wife ;;

0 1
2022-07-21

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22 35
2022-07-20

Sure, why not? The name can be Villanite. It'll be me as a female with a dick.

0 3
2022-07-19

This was fun. I didn't know we had to do the backgrounds, so I sucked a dick. But here's my take on Emmett. https://t.co/lzDASumnnr

1 1
2022-07-15

The problem is the book seems to genuinely want to have Dick be this lighthearted, fun spy, but also show that all this spy stuff really weighs on Dick. I don't think it does a good enough job at showing that, which is why fans think this book is how Dick actually is.

3 38
2022-07-15

'There is, one knows not what sweet mystery about this sea, whose gently awful stirrings seem to speak of some hidden soul beneath...'
-Herman Melville, Moby Dick.

Dear bookworms, tomorrow's theme is American Literature. Use for a retweet. 📚🐛

🎨Martin Aagaard

41 188
2022-07-08

First post on this account and it's s/un and mo/on dick.

3 153
2022-07-08

Ripe avocado tastes like clean dick.

0 5
2022-07-08

I stand by my HC that he naturally has a cloaca and can magic himself up a dick. Which means if he needs to make it smaller for Blitz, he can, but I feel like Blitz could still take it like a champ

0 4
2022-07-07

Released July 7, 2006, A Scanner Darkly is an American adult animated science-fiction thriller film written and directed by Richard Linklater, based on the 1977 novel by Philip K. Dick. It stars Keanu Reeves, Robert Downey Jr., Woody Harrelson, Winona Ryder and Rory Cochrane.

2 4
2022-07-07

Had to get myself a new dick. It's a freak'n great one.

9 18
2022-07-06

who do you like more? A creepy spider who doesn't want to be treated to a sweet dick. Or a bee that will deliver this sweet dick to you? :D
Auction: https://t.co/3ueJ1L1Oy2

2 2
2022-07-05

So like lets get the obvious out of the way, Engage Kiss is gonna turn out to be a triangle with 2 girls competing for mc's dick. I say this with every negative connotation about bad harem anime, like no agency for the women, or how their sole purpose in life is to fuck him.

5 31
2022-07-03

You wanna suck on my cherries? Or some kind of pun about my fat snail dick.

0 4
2022-07-03

I cannot fucking believe I still got banned from my own server for writing the bible 2 talkin about "It's not gay for me to suck his dick. He's Catholic it cancels out
If he can get on his knees for the lord he can get on his knees for me."
Hurts so bad this is the hell i go thru

3 16
2022-06-30

Hapi loves Ashe, and Ashe loves Hapi, but she's...not very good at sucking his dick.
Her solution?
Ask for help from the best dick-sucker she knows, and that just happens to be Yuri.

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5 9
2022-06-28

I would like to reiterate that I, VtuberEmiko, would like Yanagi Matcha to inhale my *insert dick size here* inch dick. 🎨 @/_Hononome_

2 63
2022-06-26