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Oleander: "*Painting outside, in the meadow, relaxed* Ahhhhh...I feel so serene now that I'm away from that homicidal maniac, Razputin." Based on Spongebob Season 4 Episode Mrs. Puff You're Fired.
Scene request for @DanielogiPl :)
Raz: "Boyd says, he's going to kick my butt..."
Oleander: "WHAT?! THERE SHALL BE NO BUTTKICKING IN ANY CLASS OF MINE!!!! THIS IS AN ADULT PROGRAM, RAZPUTIN!!! Just leave it to me!
Raz: "Awww...Thanks Coach Oleander, I knew I could count on you."
*The National Plane Museum starts going faster and not stopping*
Oleander: “Razputin!!! Stop it right now!!!”
Razputin: “Yes, Sir… *accidentally presses "Turbo Speed” Button. The National Plane Museum starts going even faster.*
Based on Spongebob Season 6 Episode Nautical Novice
Oleander: "And in conclusion, Red means and Green Means go *Raz is taking notes, while the others campers sleep* And Razputin..."
Raz: "Yes, Coach Oleander."
Oleander: "I'd like to see you after class...SIX MONTHS FROM NOW!!!"
Based on Spongebob Season 1 Episode Hall Monitor.
Oleander: "That went better than expected *Gasp* If Donny Jr. could keep this keep this up, Razputin may even pass and I'll be rid of him forever!!! *He laughs creepily* FOREVER!!!"
Donny Jr.: "Ok Brojangles, catch you on the flip side *He jumps out of tank and snaps.*
Ford: "Sorry, Razputin, You failed again...even our finest instructor could not teach you...*Puts his hand on Oleander's body* Coach Oleander you're hired again. *Oleander is none too pleased*"
Based on Spongebob Season 4 Episode Mrs. Puff You're Fired.
Oleander: "*Deep voice* Oh Razputin Why?"
Based on Spongebob Season 1 Episode Boating School.
Oleander: "Razputin! I believe you know the punishment for two classroom disruptions! *He holds a tiny shovel in his hand (close up)*"
Raz: "NO!"
Oleander: "I'm sorry Razputin, but if one Wishes to be a Good Noodle, one must behave like a Good Noodle."
Oleander: "He is good...*gasp* If he's really that good, maybe there's a chance some of that could rub off on my most incorrigible student, *Makes an evil grin* Razputin Aquato *Quietly laughs evilly* YESSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Based on Spongebob Season 8 Episode The Hot Shot.
Oleander: "Ok, Razputin...What's the first thing you do?"
Raz: "1924?"
Oleander: "No, first thing is to start the tank *He starts the tank*"
Based on Spongebob Season 1 Episode Boating School. Front facing Oleander cursed lol
Likes and Retweets are appreciated!!!
Raz: "I'm sorry for letting you down, Coach Oleander..."
Oleander: "It's ok...Razputin...you didn't mean it...ok boys take me away *Oleander grunts as the paramedics snuggle to put him in the ambulance (Because he didn't fully go back to normal size.*"
I could love to see razputin from psychonauts in your style! — https://t.co/5nOkU6ZWyC
Raz: "But-But Coach Oleander..."
Oleander: "No buts, RAZPUTIN! You failed this test over and over! I'm beginning to believe that you are Simply UNTEACHABLE!!!! *The teens laugh again* NOW GET OUT OF MY SIGHT!!! *Raz cries*
For @BantBeOdd (A special appearance of Bant!)
Oleander: "Let's see here...This week's Hall Monitor will be ummm...Elton..no..J.T...no...Elka...Chops...Chloe...Kitty...Vernon...*Panicked Gasp* RAZPUTIN?"
*Raz starts to move forward in his desk*
Based on Spongebob Season 1 Episode Hall Monitor.
Oleander: *Serves the chilli and Raz' nose pops out* Ahhhhh..."
Raz: "*The rest of his face comes out of the chilli and he talks in a creepy voice* Coach Oleander... *Oleander looks creeped out* It's me Razputin..."
Oleander: "When are these horrific hallucinations going to end?"
*Raz' star gets taken away from him and he falls out of his seat onto the floor*
Dogen: "*He raises his hand* Coach Oleander, Is it nap time?"
Oleander: "RAZPUTIN! I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOUR NONSENSE!!! COLLECT YOUR THINGS AND MOVE TO THE AVAILABLE DESK IN THE BACK OF THE ROOM!!!!!"
Oleander: "Looks can be deceiving! Observe! Here Razputin, Hold this! *He hands Razputin a wheel. Raz gives funny with the wheel around the demolition derby office, while Oleander and the derby manager watch. Raz crashes into a wall.*"
Oleander: "If only Razputin could pass his Basic Braining test, he'd be out of my life once and for all...I keep on getting reminded of the consequences, if I get too angry...I can't even leave camp without violating parole...oooo...if only there was some way..."
Dogen: "*Running out of Coach Oleander's Classroom with Raz' Underwear googles* Hey where are you going? You forgot the goggles! Razputin! Wait! *Raz drives in Oleander's jeep* Razputin! Wait!"
Oleander: "*Runs out of his class, angrily* YOU CAN'T TAKE MY JEEP! RAZPUTIN?!"