theseus and asterius celebrate GLORIOUS ACHIEVEMENT (by eating huge borger)

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uh Theseus.. think you left something behind...

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Theseus time...i think I finally figured out how to translate his hair into my style

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Instead of “Theseus abandoned Ariadne to be a dick” or “Dionysus told Theseus to leave her there” I’ve chosen the infinitely funnier interpretation

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Theseus reminded me of a little someone 🤪

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Another two Sticker Ideas for Theseus being a yuppie and Asterius. Let me know what you think!

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"wow what tipped you off that yuko would enjoy stories involving theseus and the minotaur having a complicated relationship"

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say no to clothing
true warrior must fight naked

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Hades our prince Z and one of his daddy's man Theseus

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Theseus Dreamworksface, King of Athens (crop bc uh. Well you’ll see when im done)

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This was 100% an excuse to draw Asterius in grey sweatpants and give Theseus a piercing.

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theseus and asterius:
- "am i being marinated, asterius??"
- "i would NEVER marinate you, king."
- the really annoying duo who stick together the entire game
- if you kill one, expect the other to counter with either a 1500 IQ deduction or a 0 brain cell accusation

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Theseus during literally every fight

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I have not played this game yet but I am not afraid to admit to being *Zagreus Voice* Hopelessly Obsessed With Theseus

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