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@pondpaws I got my jackalope lachlan who is a crafter of magical items clothing and weapons I have a rough idea of his outfit but two ideas cuz I got a suggestion of a second outfit
Blue Velvet (1993, Commodore Amiga)
#davidlynch #bluevelvet #kylemaclachlan #isabellarossellini #amiga #commodoreamiga
🔊NEW CHARACTER ALERT BITCHES!🔊
Meet Lachlan Strode, aka STRØBE! This sneaky feline hacker specializes in stealth and disorienting utility. A troll at heart, you’d be hard pressed to find a place he’s hit that hasn’t been graffiti’d into oblivion.
@Italiobas *she wouldn’t know if she doesn’t find out, so she gently nudges him awake*
Lachlan: *he does a big downward dog stretch as he wakes up* Oh, hiya Starlight! What’s up?
@sbarra_anthony Celestia: *hugs Lachlan* Aww, thank you sweetie!
Music: https://t.co/e7qnvnxhOc
@sbarra_anthony Lachie: So, what’d my puppy wish for on his birthday?
Lachlan: It definitely involves Rainbow Dash!
Lachie: *chuckle* You’re just crazy about her, aren’t you?
@Italiobas
Lachlan Dingo + Unikitty! Royal Rush 2!
@sbarra_anthony Rainbow Dash: Hey little buddy, how about you sing?
Lachlan: Yeah, mare!
@sbarra_anthony Rainbow Dash: Aw yeah, high five, my main boy! *smack, crack!*
Lachlan: *winces* Ow.
@sbarra_anthony *the princesses turn around to look at him*
Celestia: Right this way, sweetheart.
Lachlan: Coming Mom! *he struts to try to look cool, but he just looked so adorable*
@sbarra_anthony Lachlan: *giggles sheepishly* I still gotta get used to being called that.
@sbarra_anthony Twilight: *funny voice* Bring it! Yaaaaahh!! *she throws his sandwich and he catches it*
Lachlan: *eats the sandwich* Mmm, that was tasty!
Celestia: *chuckle* Lachlan, are you playing with your lunch that Twilight made for you again?
@sbarra_anthony Twilight: *funny voice* Well, I won’t answer either of those questions, because it won’t happen! Now just try and stop me, little puppy! If you can-
Lachlan: (Okay, time for this sandwich to shaddup forever!)
@sbarra_anthony
Twilight: *funny voice* “I’m the evil sandwich! And I shall conquer Equestria! And no one can stop me!”
Lachlan: *super hero landing* But little did the evil sandwich know that he’d be going up against a really hungry dingo!
@sbarra_anthony Lachlan: Discord told me licks don’t count as a kiss.
@sbarra_anthony Lachlan: I... um... I’ve never kissed a girl before...
@sbarra_anthony
*it was the three day weekend at Twilight’s school of friendship, the teachers (Lachlan and the girls) went on a cruise together, leaving the seven students at the school in their dorms, Gallus, Ocellus, Sandbar, Silverstream, Yona and Smolder seem excited*
@sbarra_anthony Lachlan: Thanks. Either way, I know how Timon feels now... is that like a cartoon law? For the little buddy to be squished by their big buddy?
Rainbow Dash: Yeah, but don’t worry, you’ll get used to it, if Timon did, then so can you.
@sbarra_anthony Lachlan: Well, that’s a good reason to meditate. *tries to stretch* Agh... now I have empathy for Timon... or is it sympathy...?
@sbarra_anthony Unikitty: Oh no! You’re not hurt, are you??
Lachlan: No, but I feel like a flat tyre right now.