This was inspired by a random dude I'd saw at my local grocery store that was wearing very short shorts.

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"That's $6 PLUS tax!"
Heya! I'm Joshua Kujou, an employee at your local grocery store.
My debut is next Wednesday (5/12) at 4PM PST so I hope everyone can stop by and say hi!

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“I won these movie tickets in a raffle at my local grocery store, I’d be happy if you could join me in watching it!”

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"You want me to come an hour early to work?"
I'm Joshua Kujou, an employee at your local grocery store.
My debut is next Wednesday 5/12 at 4PM PST, I hope everyone can stop by and say hi!
https://t.co/9ZSs6S9b1L

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[day 1 - belonging, for

summoner's log:
"in askr, it is known that they celebrated a month of faith, piety and forgiveness where they fasted from dawn to dusk as a means of purifying themselves.

today i saw dedue doing grocery shopping with ylgr to prep for iftar,"

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Woke up feelin like shit and then realised I'd forgot to put the grocery delivery money in the right account last night, so fuck only knows if I'm getting food today

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Flashback Friday: originally posted January 13, 2019

I remember going to the grocery store used to be like an adventure: kind of stressful but there was always the chance of finding something cool. Now grocery shopping is just an anxiety inducing mess. How times have changed.

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"You need a large bag for one item?"
I'm Joshua Kujou, an employee at your local grocery store.
My debut is on 5/12 so I hope everyone can stop by and say hi!

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"I don't control the prices, ma'am!"
I'm Joshua Kujou, an employee at your local grocery store!
My debut is on 5/12 so be sure to stop by and say hi!

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"Your coupon does not match the item!"
I'm Joshua Kujou, an employee at your local grocery store!
My debut is on 5/12 so be sure to stop by and say hi!

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"Wet cleanup at the wine section!"
I'm Joshua Kujou, an employee at your local grocery store.
My debut is on 5/12 so be sure to stop by and say hi!

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"If you don't see it out there, then we are out of stock."
I'm Joshua Kujou, an employee at your local grocery store.
My debut is on 5/12 so be sure to stop by!

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I'm Joshua Kujou, an employee at your local grocery store!

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"Will that be everything today?"
I'm Joshua Kujou, an employee at your local grocery store. Once my shift ends, It's time to stream!
My debut is on 5/12, so be sure to come by to say hello!
https://t.co/RK6lM5Zcrm

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ToW fam going grocery shopping!💐🔨🧪

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Colored a commission I got from @/ChubUnited!
It’s Axel’s turn to cook dinner, and he’s teasing Shawn about all the things he could make for his big boy on the way home from a grocery run❤️ or a grocery waddle for one of them 😏

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"No, I don't want to come in on my day off."
I'm Joshua Kujou, an employee at your local grocery store. Once my shift ends, it's time to stream!
My debut is on 5/12 so be sure to stop by even if it's just to say hello!

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"Leftovers in the deli are 50% off!"
Nice to meet you! I'm Joshua Kujou, an employee at your local grocery store. When my shift ends, it's time to stream!
My debut is on 5/12 so be sure to stop by even if it's just to say hello!

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"That item is out of stock!"
Yo! I'm Joshua Kujou, an employee at your local grocery store. Once my shift ends, it's time to stream!
My debut is on 5/12, so make sure to come by even if it's just to say hi!

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"Out of $20, your change will be $3.46!"
I'm Joshua Kujou, an employee at your local grocery store. Once my shift is over, it's time to stream!
My debut will be on 5/12, so be sure to come by even if it's just to say hello!

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