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@colonelrohjaz Siv's brother has a crush on a dude (dancer) who performs with Anastasiya, but THAT'S NOT HOW THEY MET. Siv accidentally broke into Anastasiya apartament, because Siv thought she forgot a key and had to improvise to get inside (she was drunk). 🫶 And that's Siv's bro cursh 🫶
@zrayUH SCREAMS!! Also I can’t pick between the two so dealers choice
- Can perfectly skip any YT ad at 5 seconds exactly without looking up
- Squats homies when drunk
- Paid money (for charity) to see Markiplier’s ass
@mattlord0 I thought U had #FatRatMafia
#DrunkRobots #LifesAJoke #PolygonApeYC
Drunken Vikings set sail, unable to find land while sober. But fueled by mead, they stumbled upon a new land & conquered it in their drunken way.
The voice of their victory? A mighty BURP! Legend has it, they named the land 'Burpvær'
Enter our PreMint - https://t.co/Rf3z9YAsW1
#Buuurp
A photo from Carl at the Oktoberfest last year.
Quick sum-up:
- downed a Maß
- puked on a rollercoaster
- made out with a 3/10
- slept on the poach
- missed his bus back to the farm
Have you been to the Oktoberfest yet? Let us know ⬇️
#CNFTs #drunkendonkey #ADA #DNKY
[zhongven]
“What if I got drunk and said something nonsensical? I’d surely become an object of ridicule to someone I’ve just met.”
#GenshinImpact #zhongli #venti #zhongven
@TuskboarTheBoar hehe my charr boof will love to feast with ya till we are drunk and full of ale and (squirmy) meat
Are you up for some drunkstream and blasphemy! Let's chill and get fun together!!
https://t.co/IolwkWn5df