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@JetpackBraggin I went off the rails and turned one of my characters into a centaur. but its cool. she has health insurance.
*Doesn't make a complete stop at a stop sign*
"HEY, people DIE when you speed on the freeway"
"Wh-what?"
"YOUR DAYS OF IGNORANCE ABOUT DRUNK DRIVING COME TO AN END, NOW PAY 300 DOLLARS FOR DRIVING SCHOOL OR FACE PERMANENT INSURANCE PENALTY"
Art by @lindersliu for #PLANSPONSOR "Time for Self-Funded Health Plan Sponsors to Revisit Stop-Loss Insurance" #editorialgif #editorialillustration #artdirection
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Deanery Synod this evening but our speaker about #socialmedia was not able to make it... However, we still managed to speak about celebrating the rural church, insurance for churches, church tourists, Diocesan Synod & General Synod plus we said goodbye & thanks to our #RuralDean.
Flo The Progressive Insurance girl by Elizabeth Torque
#dnd tip: Need insurance on an ally attack roll? Use the Help Action: aid an ally in attacking a creature within 5' of you. You feint or distract the target. If your ally attacks the target before your next turn, the first attack roll is made with advantage. Art: @ChrisRahnArt
We’re excited to announce that our quizmaster Russell Taylor has kindly donated the @alexmasterley cartoon (about the #insurance industry) for the raffle at our quiz tonight in aid of the @childsliteracy! 👍
Got paid today after waiting three weeks for a pay check. Paid all the bills-Rent, insurance, electric, credit, internet. Now i am broke once more, oh well. At least the bills are paid. #AdultingSucks
🎨@StupidShepherd
Work is cutting my hours and I need income for insurance and tuition!
More information at https://t.co/cMZPv91pQW
.@ExtinctionR refuses its nomination for @DesignMuseum's Designs of the Year : the refusal stems from the awards’ sponsorship by insurance firm Beazley, which XR says needs to “tell the truth” about climate crisis https://t.co/yHwn1N3LV3
I hate doing that but I hurted myself at work and since I am not a full time I don't have right to the Injury insurance....and I need to pay bills so I am taking urgent commissions! even retweet would help me a lots!
10$ for emotes
15$ for chibi
25$ for full rendered
USD
It's dangerous to have a big Amazonian gf as your insurance premiums will rise substantially, as you'll incur a lot of pelvis based injuries.
Art by: https://t.co/XQyR1PLWfc
Hi! My insurance and taxes were hard on me this month so I'm taking Chibi Commissions again if anyone is interested. :) RT would be appreciated. ♥
Wife Insurance 1. I’d appreciate it if you guys retweeted this series so it can find new life on Twitter!! Wife insurance is a comic series about me and my Wife and our strange but loving relationship. #wifeinsurance #starbucks #newyearsresolution
Ah, the glamour of pyromancy. A lifestyle of melted eyebrows, ridiculous insurance premiums, and burn-ointment brand loyalty. Soulscar is saving his Dermachar reward points for night classes in his true passion: philosophy of air conditioning.
Soulscar Mage
Magic: the Gathering