"today was about as much fun as a sandpaper dildo" // old thing i did months ago ft. some spiderman!steve and some vibes 🕷️

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*he makes me swallow all his cum and lick his dick* MMMMMMMMMMMMMMM GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGFFFFFFFFF *he pulls me up and down so the dildo fucks me* MMMMMMMMMMMGHHHHHHHHH

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Tracer and Mercy, MVPx2 <3

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Jean-Adrien Mercier (1899–1995) was a French illustrator mostly known for his art in ads and children's books.
In 1929, editor M. Duflou, who specialized in erotica, published "L'Anti-Justine" ill. by Mercier (as Le Loup).
BTW, in the 3rd pic, the guy has a double-headed dildo.

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Posting a very lewd pic of Ichika having some fun times with her new GF Rita (Who belongs to Simplistic Odyssey on DA) using her favorite remote controlled dildo. >3> Started this pic a while back but put it on the shelf when I got sick and couldn't draw for a week.

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Honestly, If I just bought a doggy cock dildo to strap to my Harley pillow i'm good with being single 🍌💦

Every cutie boy/girl I meet/like lives so far away /)w(\

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commission for Sharc of his OC robin diddling the dildo.

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Patreon Reward - Stuffed Unggoy

Request reward for asking for a lady Unggoy getting penetrated by that energy sword dildo I made not long ago for Halo week!

Patreon: https://t.co/9kAPJoRNGr

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When you tryna' ease down on a knotted dildo but then you slip on lube
why did I put effort into this?
*Vietnam flashback*
It is now a requirement that I die.
*insert ear rape here*

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the dildos looked smaller on the web site

it would be nice to return them but... ...once they pop all the way out the other side, it is too late to return them

(that would be disgusting)

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someone wanted to be taped to a dildo sooo

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Ami slurping cheese up like hes a dildo while he was getting one for her~

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❝Today was about as much fun as a sandpaper dildo.❞

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"Hi there babe, I'm Meloetta and this pussy of mine is ready to high the right notes. When you thrust my tight clit with your cock I'm gonna make a whole new album with the sexy moans I make. Ladies, pull on my hair grab a dildo and make me spit all over that bitch...xx"

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honestly getting tired of ppl asking me weird sex related questions over on tumblr
like no, I ain't showing you my tits & I ain't shoving a dildo in my ass
also I won't be your valentine

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Well, he is blue and dildo-shaped, so.... :D
Roughly based on Rage Grenade's original. https://t.co/moZ1Pyolvo

Original Art by kukuy
Commissioned by Phillipthe2

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They make dildos shaped like Jesus on the cross, ya know?

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