monkey with chops

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So, has this thing where he insists on eating popcorn with chopsticks so his hands don't get messy. Here's the proof.

Also, happy birthday to the best husband ever!

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In Greek myth, a demigod named Tantalus plays a prank on the gods to test their omniscience: he kills his son Pelops, then chops, cooks, & serves him to the gods at a banquet. Zeus has Pelops resurrected & angrily sentences Tantalus to eternal torture.

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okay so why did nobody tell me there were flying cats in D&D??

this is Slobberchops

just LOOK at this majestic bboy

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dumb and dumber:
chopsticks edition

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i guess you can say childe is slowly mastering the art of chopsticks

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"Stupid Little Filly"

Better be pleased, take a pic because this isn't lasting long, and better be the last I hear of this weird changing request.

https://t.co/9qQzuMhfMT

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Attack on Titan GraffArt A3's acrylic stands, lunch box and chopsticks. There so adorable!! 💖

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What kind of harbinger that can't use chopstick?

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I tried to redraw this one scene from HiHi Puffy AmiYumi but with Zuke in it
Plus a little headcanon that Zuke uses his drumsticks as chopsticks

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Happy community day! May you catch many shiny Machops!

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“Gator Roll”
Debating if I want to keep the chopsticks or remove them. Feel free to chime in with your thoughts!!

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Childe teaching Teucer how to use chopsticks like a true Liyue local🌸

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37. Kaeshibashi 返し箸 ("reverse chopsticks") aka Sakasabashi 逆さ箸 ("upside-down chopsticks")

Don't use the opposite ends of your chopsticks to serve yourself from a communal dish.

Chopstick noobs think this is cool way to avoid spreading germs, but it's actually just gross.

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36. Ukebashi 受け箸 ("receiving chopsticks")

Never ask for more food while you are still holding your chopsticks in your hand.

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31. Kamibashi 噛み箸 ("biting chopsticks")

Never bite on your chopsticks for any reason.

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omg look at my teacher's lesson plan for today.
Also this is a weird lesson cause I've been using chopsticks for years and it's just weird to see a lesson on it lol

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Oh, howdy, I'm Dana, and I've been making all sorts of things in the web and PC games industry for over a decade. Currently leveling up my chops as a 2D/3D Generalist.

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//tw slight blood!!!

jschat headcanon, the mutton chops isnt just facial hair. its kind of like a perk that comes w being half goat man. you get goatfur on ur body.

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Zhan-ge: "Yibo, your cheekies are so cute! They look like round, fluffy baozi." 🥰

Zhan-ge: Proceeds to use chopsticks to squeeze yeekie. ☺️

Bobo: Pouts. 🥺

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