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@OtakemaruBubsVT @cyberpyunk @Kadu_ch_ @beakyVT Pros
Dad Jokes
Owns Rats
Has Great Hair
Can Ara Ara
Is a Very Bad Boy
Cons
Dad Jokes
Loud
Antagonistic
@OtakemaruBubsVT @cyberpyunk @Kadu_ch_ @beakyVT Ayooo?
pros
can cook
love to give hugs
like listening to people.
cons
I'm a bit dumb
sucks at fps games sometimes
scuffed sleeping schedule
@OtakemaruBubsVT @cyberpyunk @Kadu_ch_ @beakyVT Hi, I'm Kiizu! A twin tailed shrine maiden kitsune!
Pros: 🌸I eat that booty like groceries
🌸I have two fluffy tails you can snuggle with, they also form a heart!
🌸I can bake you anything you want
Cons: anime cons are my favorite 👉👈 we can also goto other cons you like~
@OtakemaruBubsVT @cyberpyunk @Kadu_ch_ @beakyVT Pros: Good Listener, 6'4, Artist
Cons: Awkward, Shy, Indecisive
@OtakemaruBubsVT @cyberpyunk @Kadu_ch_ @beakyVT Pros: italian
Cons: italian
@OtakemaruBubsVT @cyberpyunk @Kadu_ch_ @beakyVT My oh my~ what an opportunity
👁️👁️✨
Pros:
- Lots of physical touch and affection (with consent of course)
- Will be your personal cook
- Can become your personal fanartist
Cons:
- Not the most active in talking
- Can be pretty dumb or too sensitive
- Flirty
@OtakemaruBubsVT @cyberpyunk @Kadu_ch_ @beakyVT I'm smashable!!!!! 🗡🗡🗡
Pros:
I'm funny
I can sing you lullabies
I share my food
Cons:
I'm a bad singer
Gonna eat your food
Demand 🐷 rides
Still worth it though right
@OtakemaruBubsVT @cyberpyunk @Kadu_ch_ @beakyVT HELLO I'M JEFF MCBICEPS I LIKE TO LIFT
PROS:
MUSCLES
CAN LIFT YOU UP
CONS:
SPENDS ALL MY MONEY ON PROTEIN
LOUD
NEVER WEARS A SHIRT
RUINS FOOD BY MIXING IN PROTEIN POWDER
TOO MUCH TIME IN THE GYM
NOT FLEXIBLE
...BUT HEY THOSE PROS ARE PRETTY GOOD RIGHT?
(ART BY @/eco_832)
@OtakemaruBubsVT @cyberpyunk @Kadu_ch_ @beakyVT Pros: Loves to cook
Will talk and listen for hours about special interests
Can do voice impressions for Shaggy, Scooby Doo, Kermit
Will lead your raid static
Cons: Anxiety~
Will talk for hours about special interests
Cursed af
@OtakemaruBubsVT @cyberpyunk @Kadu_ch_ @beakyVT Pros:
-Know where all the good foods and snacks are
-Smell like flowers
-Will take good care of you
Cons:
-Cats > you
-Sleep at 8pm
-Eat very fast
@OtakemaruBubsVT Pros:
I’m funny sometimes
I can sometimes carry you in valorant
I sleep all day so there’s no time for cheating
Submissive and breedable
Work a lot, got a lot of sugar ;)
Thicc
Cons:
Mentally unstable
Needy af
Sad only at 3am so you don’t know.
Apologizes a lot
@OtakemaruBubsVT You bet I'll be joining in!
Pros:
Good cook
Makes Good Tea
Soft ASMR voice
Always warm
Handlebars
Always there for you
Ultimate Bottom
Cons:
CANNOT make eye contact
Never go out outside of events
No money
Indecisive
Easily Emotionally Attached
Physically cannot love myself
Friends, retailers, pros; if anyone wants a PDF of issue #1 just let me know and I'll hook you up. SINS OF THE BLACK FLAMINGO #1 FOC is 6/6.
"Sebastian Harlow is the most exciting new character in years!" - @zdarsky
"'Be Gay, Do Crimes’ as pure pop art." - @kierongillen
@OtakemaruBubsVT @cyberpyunk @Kadu_ch_ @beakyVT Pros :
- is funny sometimes
- will make you breakfast
- tentacles
Cons :
- will make you join their cult (not negotiable)
- you may gain a pair of fish ears
@OtakemaruBubsVT @cyberpyunk @Kadu_ch_ @beakyVT Pros
✧ Thicc thighs for afternoon nappies
✧ Provides HABWABWA, Cooked food, & head massages
✧ BNUY w/"Waifu" Material
✧ Gamer and Moosic Enjoyer
Con
✧ Shy. Submissive, & Bree- Bottom that's always slweepy :)
@OtakemaruBubsVT @cyberpyunk @Kadu_ch_ @beakyVT Que paso! Name is Echo! The Alebrije mythical beast from Mexico!
Pros
Can Cook Bomb Ass Meals
Sing For You
Can Become you Spoicy Latin Lover
BIG BRE- PERSONALITY and Thighs c:
Cuddle Buddy
Cons:
Gremlin Energy
You are to come to every Carne Asada Events
Sleepy Goirl
Prankster
@OtakemaruBubsVT @cyberpyunk @Kadu_ch_ @beakyVT Pros:
I’m cute as fuck
Very soft
I’ll buy you food and drinks on the way home
I love spoiling the fuck outta my partner
I’ll simp
Cons:
I’m a god awful cry baby. Happy? I’ll cry. Sad? I’m in tears.
I’m a very clingy and affectionate drunk
I need constant love and affection 😞
@OtakemaruBubsVT @cyberpyunk @Kadu_ch_ @beakyVT Pros: I am actually a big softie.
I enjoy helping people.
Cons: Too trusting of people. I am Gullible as fuck.