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Is it gay if you’re standing behind a woman, cuddling with her back to your chest, and she tugs on your necklace? And stares at you?? Or is she just being nice to me because my heart can’t take this I’m dUMB
Me: How does one make 'sonic pepper spray?
My bro: The hedgehog or the hotdog place?
Me: *has asthma attack from laughing*
Lol, several people unfollowed me after tweeting about #Borderlands. Was my profile picture not enough of a hint that this might be something I post about? What were they even doing here in the first place? (#HandsomeJack art by me)
How would you like to see corporations and businesses take action for Menstrual Hygiene Day tomorrow?
Is your office a period friendly workplace?
#EthicalHour #MHDay2019
Introducing the new omg meal from “Shane’s pig out palace” 🍟🍔😍
Free shyland toy with every meal! Which one you getting? 😝
Disclaimer - I just drew this for fun! But how cool would it be if Shane opened a fast food place? 😝 @shanedawson @Ryland_Adams #shanedawson
Which one is you favourite? #Liverpool Liver Bird enamel pin or necklace? @kickstarter #crowdfunding #campaign. Be the first to own one! https://t.co/mDrfKNWygd #fathersday #liverpoolfc #lfcfamily #lfc @TheBusinessFest #MerseyHour
Everyone: Can I see your demo reel?
Me: My demo reel? My five-year old, POS demo reel that I need to replace? My demo reel that has not gotten me a job in two years because it’s so bad and yet I still use it because I’m too anxious to make a new one? Yes, here’s a link.
My eyes when these came in today! 😍🥰😲😳👀👁👁 so pretty! Can't WAIT to figure out something to do with them! Keychain? Necklace? #etsyjewelry #etsyshop #galaxy #nebula #jewelry #PhotoOfTheDay #instamood #WorkinProgress #work #goodmorning #hot #lifestyle #PictureOfTheDay
And also an Animo Coin commission for anonymous from Glossy Infinity Animo (place?)
@dinagenki if there's still place?? 1 of those babies pls 🙏
In order, 2019, 2012, 2011. When I say Homestuck taught me art I am not. kidding. 2011 was also baby's first year with a drawing tablet! 2019 Myra took away John winking because? I don't know why he did it in the first place?
hang on this is just billy ray cyrus with mccree's eyebrows
i want to say this is entirely @robocryptid's fault but i think i was actually the one who threatened it in the first place? if anything, @motorghoost is equally culpable.