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@sbarra_anthony Lachlan: I’m sure it doesn’t look too- *sees Twilight’s butt bruise* Ooh, ouch, that does look like it’d hurt...
@sbarra_anthony Twilight Sparkle: You’re really alive! I can’t believe it! I gotta tell Princess Celestia about this!
Lachlan: *looks behind Twilight* I think she already knows!
Celestia: I do!
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Lachlan: *walks into the School of Friendship feeling sad* Why does everypony still hate me? They know I’m friends with Rainbow Dash and the other girls, they’ve seen me save Equestria dozens of times and I’ve been nothing but friendly, why do they still hate me?
@sbarra_anthony Pony Life Lachlan: *blinks absentmindedly*
Pony Life Applejack: She means everyone will love you, honeypup.
@sbarra_anthony Pony Life Lachlan: But what if... *voice breaking* What if people don’t like me...?
@Italiobas Master Frown: Why not?! What are you hiding?!
Lachlan: You and Discord won’t lose to the TWO of us... *the Mane Six show up through another vortex, bearing the Elements of Harmony* ...but you will lose to the EIGHT of us!
@sbarra_anthony Rainbow Dash: *she just looks at him thinking: I just love this little guy!* Did I over-worry about you again?
Lachlan: Yep! *giggle* And I thought Pony Life Rainbow Dash worries about Pony Life Lachlan so much!
@Italiobas Unikitty: *whispers* Can you explain to me?
Lachlan: *whispers* Look up, my friends heard my howl earlier. *wink*
Master Frown: Half right is still right!! Hahaha! *unaware of what Lachlan meant*
@Italiobas Master Frown: I said Discord and I won’t lose to the two of you!!
Lachlan: *brushes his tail around Master Frown teasingly* You’re half right about that...
Discord and Unikitty: Half right?
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Applebloom: So, between Rainbow Dash and Lachlan Dingo, who do y’all think would win in a fighting ring?
Scootaloo: Ooh, tough one, but I’ve gotta say Rainbow Dash would win!
Sweetie Belle: I don’t know Scootaloo, I’ve seen Lachlan fight pretty good!
@Italiobas Master Frown: *zap* Grr! Make all the comebacks you want! Discord and I will NOT lose to the two of you!!
Lachlan: *looks up at something above* ...Come again?
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(How Angel and Lachlan became (sort of) friends!)
Angel: *walking through a little forest, grumpy as usual* Mama Fluttershy... *mumbling* tell me what to do...
Lachlan: *prowling in the bushes* (I spy with my puppy eye... a nice plump bunny for the picking...)
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Whenever I see a picture of the girls looking down like this, I like to imagine they’re talking directly to Lachlan, which is why some of his pictures are of him looking up. Just as a little detail attention.
@Italiobas Lachlan: Get ready to feel the thunder!
*he runs circles around Master Frown before some of his electricity sparks bond around the Doom Lord’s arms and torso, tying him up and zapping him every few seconds*
@Italiobas Lachlan: *runs at full speed towards them, charging up his electric power* That’s the call of the dingo!
@Italiobas Unikitty: Ready!
Lachlan: *howls loudly at the two lords, making them think it was like a battle horn*
Music: (Wrapped in Black - Phase 2 “Sonic Rush”)
https://t.co/v31yjHQej9
@sbarra_anthony Rainbow Dash: *chuckle* Okay buddy, you got me good. Now let go.
Lachlan: *muffled* Um... *blush* I can’t... *he can, he just doesn’t want to 😏*
@sbarra_anthony Rainbow Dash: I’m gonna get that Kyle, calling me a-
Lachlan: *he screams at her* STOP IT!! *he loses his patience and bites her on the butt*
Intense music: https://t.co/ZmgxokY2wW