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chuuya: i'm finally getting shin transplant surgery so that i can be tall enough to kiss you on the cheek, omg i'm so nervous!
dazai: it’s gonna be okay babe, don’t worry
[after surgery]
chuuya, waking up: wait, where’s dazai?
doctor: who do you think gave you the shins?
dazai:AH,guys,I brought a new partner~~~~
Let me introduce, my (boy) friend,odasaku~
odasaku:??
dazai:ah…i forget you have no friend,~sorry
👰:dazaikun…
🍙:haha…kill you…
来源:LOFTER
#dazai #文豪ストレイドッグス #odasaku #deadapple
why does dazai always sit like this? 😂
dazai: i respect the small dick community but it ain’t me
Dazai: Eeeeh? Running late, are we? I thought Slug normally rode his bike to school~?
Chuuya: SCREW OFF YOU DAMN MACKEREL
Dazai: Chuuya! I just learned of the American holiday custom of ugly sweaters! Come walk around the mall with me!
Chuuya: ................
Dazai: *nullifies corruption*
Arahabaki: >:0
Thanks to @Akira_NightFox for the comic idea!
flight attendant: before landing, please make sure all small items are secure
Dazai: [whispering to the boy next to him] do you feel safe?
Chuuya, on the phone with Dazai: I'm positive. It says here that you're a big bitch.
Dazai: Catch me if you can 😏
Chuuya, pulling on his gloves and getting ready: bring it, betch
*tackles Dazai to the ground in a hug*
Dazai: that’s not really what I meant, Chibi, but this is fine too.
+ opportunistic ch3 [https://t.co/B4FhLSashG]
+ this chapter:
dazai: invites fem!chuu(ya) to a "casual" lunch out
chuuya: in shambles, because dazai shows up like this: