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Dazai: Eeeeh? Running late, are we? I thought Slug normally rode his bike to school~?
Chuuya: SCREW OFF YOU DAMN MACKEREL
Dazai: Chuuya! I just learned of the American holiday custom of ugly sweaters! Come walk around the mall with me!
Chuuya: ................
Dazai: *nullifies corruption*
Arahabaki: >:0
Thanks to @Akira_NightFox for the comic idea!
flight attendant: before landing, please make sure all small items are secure
Dazai: [whispering to the boy next to him] do you feel safe?
Chuuya, on the phone with Dazai: I'm positive. It says here that you're a big bitch.
Dazai: Catch me if you can 😏
Chuuya, pulling on his gloves and getting ready: bring it, betch
*tackles Dazai to the ground in a hug*
Dazai: that’s not really what I meant, Chibi, but this is fine too.
+ opportunistic ch3 [https://t.co/B4FhLSashG]
+ this chapter:
dazai: invites fem!chuu(ya) to a "casual" lunch out
chuuya: in shambles, because dazai shows up like this:
chuuya: what are you doing shitty dazai?
dazai: chuuya~ chibi, will you marry me?
dazai: chuuya i finished my reports. praise me
chuuya: ....... *reaches to pat dazai's head*
chuuya: yosh yosh. good job
dazai: