Conscience definition: devil on my left shoulder, on the right my angel’s out on a coffee break. Read ‘And the Salesman Came to Town’ and you can read and misbehave for free with So bad is therefore good, right? https://t.co/i80VtiCEaN

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Three zombies walked into a bar! Yeah, that’s it - it was a metal bar and they got stuck. Sorry, were you hoping for something funny? Then read ‘The Meaning? Sneakers & Creepers’ and for free on https://t.co/jfA6Fl0Y2V

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Where’s all the love for this sleazy amoral used car salesman I thought we loved guys like this

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mf screaming while we were tabling 😔 people heard that asshole yelling out these wank ass deals like a whole salesman between every couple of songs

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>[ANOTHER] garbage salesman<
heres fast doodle for your precious addison!!! that line about the phone... goosebumps lol https://t.co/XZRxFNcNyh

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That one funny salesman

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Bored with your humdrum daily life? Need some fun time and adventure? Read “And the Salesman Came to Town” and fight the devil! WARNING - just don’t plan on winning! Laugh and be bad - for free on https://t.co/i80VtiDc0l

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Bored with your humdrum daily life? Need some fun time and adventure? Read “And the Salesman Came to Town” and fight the devil! WARNING - just don’t plan on winning! Laugh and be bad - for free on https://t.co/i80VtiCEaN

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Doodle of the internet’s favorite salesman.

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swatchvember: 90′s, rainy day, sleeping
they spent a lot of time back then keeping some rich up-and-coming little salesman entertained, he’s one of their best customers. maybe you’ve heard of him...

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Thank you to everyone who came to my stream tonight! here's how he came out! Sinew the flower salesman🌻🌹🌷🌼💐🌺🌸🪷

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Do you like to be a little wicked? Do you find being a little bad fun? Then read ‘And the Salesman Came to Town’, - you can be wicked and laugh for free on So, bad is good - Right? Oh, you know what I mean! https://t.co/yhrkMsemml

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EV3RY BUDDY 'S FAVORITE [[Number 1 Rated Salesman1997]] 💸

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Conscience definition: devil on my left shoulder, on the right my angel’s out on a coffee break. Read ‘And the Salesman Came to Town’ and you can read and misbehave for free with So bad is therefore good, right? https://t.co/i80VtiCEaN

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Conscience definition: devil on my left shoulder, on the right my angel’s out on a coffee break. Read ‘And the Salesman Came to Town’ and you can read and misbehave for free with So bad is therefore good, right? https://t.co/i80VtiDc0l

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Actually thats a point: i think they hit a kickstarter goal that lets you date (almost) everyone. So people like the old folks, mysterious salesman etc aren't, but you can kiss everyone else.

Its pretty ambitious.

(I'm gonna kiss fang)

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New OC for @/Igaveintoit
A Vampire Lich salesman. His name?
Lord Dr. Feóil

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