KEYSTONE COMBINATION is also about:
🦫 the 7th largest and 1st most comically named city in oregon
👅 face sitting
⚾️ the romance of batting 1st when your boyfriend bats 2nd
🍑 fat asses and flat asses
👑 short kings and anxiety disorders

art by squarandco on instagram!!

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More anti heroines that aren't just femme fatales in fiction please

Seriously, characters like Medea and Roxanne are so unique and interesting to read about

Girls who are "good" in the end but do super fucked up shit without batting an eye, even reveling in it

Love you guys

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I have no idea why Milo is a pitcher with those batting numbers, but he brings the heat.

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Here's another take on a new player: Orlando Fistfighter of . Fairly frail, they are often seen standing still, serenely meditating, only manifesting their psionic paci-fists to protect their friends and teammates or to complete other handy tasks, like batting!

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That bastard has a piss poor batting average he has no idea the average human doesn't give a hot shit who he is, like everyone else it's his performance that counts and HIS stinks.

Sorry for my pawns arrogance. He will be fed Taco dip next time before he talks.

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Ah no shut up Thief King nobody cares about who you are its your batting average they care about and YOURS IS PISS POOR https://t.co/skQGCupmvp

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FROM RUSSIA: The world had never known caricaturists as acerbic and unapologetic as the Kukrinyksy group: the three artists, Mikhail Kupriyanov, Porfiri Krylov and Nikolai Sokolov worked together for six decades, combatting imperialism and fasicsm with their mighty pens.

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Shihori got her appetite from her father. She also shares it in common with her brother. Standing 5’2 and barely over 100 lbs. She alone could eat a few full course meals without batting an eye. Korian puts her to shame though and they have heated father-daughter eating rivalry.

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I have Pretty Boy batting lashes and Baby Cleo Shooting the Baby Beam

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Star Wars batting 1000 with me on anthro characters.

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It's SHOTIME! My newest "Major League Brightmares" alternate-universe card is OUT NOW, featuring one of the greatest "Two-Way" players in baseball. The secret is revealed as to how he is so good at both pitching and batting. Get it HERE: https://t.co/lpi6pwpL95

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She's already landed strikes, so she must be feeling confident in her batting abilities too 🥳

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