Day 895: What happens when you think reading books is a libtard cuckhoax.

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Actual footage of these two hastily put together toddlermen at the DMZ.

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Day 878: “Mein Kampf 2: Electric Boogaloo” ( you can use that for your reelection campaign slogan, a gift from me to you).

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A belated Happy Flag Day, not to be confused with birthday which is a totally different day for celebrating inanimate objects.

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Congrats on your legacy as a folksy fact vacuum with all the down-to-earth charm of cystic fibrosis.

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One year ago today 🖤#AnthonyBourdain

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Lindsey’s go-to cereal when President Full Diaper starts trash-talking his dead bestie and he needs to eat to forget the pain from that spine removal.

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Day 859: When you’re such a fragile shitbird even the dead rattle you like a grocery bag filled with stolen jewelry.

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Day 845: Praise be Talibama for forcing births so that they can give even more kids the worst education in the country.

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Now that Alabama is legislating itself into the Dark Ages, it’s up to Boof Kavanaughty and a bunch of elderly men to do what’s best for the skirts.

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One year ago today. Some deals are so tremendous we don’t talk about them anymore, believe me.

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Most sincerest apologies to de bc tiny hands down, Kenny Powers would get my vote over Daddy Nobucks every time.

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Day 835: How about the 2 years acts as credit towards the 72 years the public is owed for having to endure a racist dum dum with all of the charisma of a golden retriever snuff film?

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Kudos to the Speaker for calling out criminal crony Barr’s lying to protect Donny the Hutt.

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Day 827: Fun fact - 10,000 is also the number of hush money payoffs dispensed by this clap-addled creep.

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Day 826: Brought to you by the same stable medical genius who doesn’t know the difference between HPV and HIV. Or that being a doddering and obese septuagenarian isn’t “young and vibrant”.

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Day 817: The last time this doddering lie merchant got so worked up over a pile of papers was after reading the first draft of Ivanka’s book and finding out he wasn’t the love interest.

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