You see a himbo proficient in Scripture and religion, beautiful in song, can speak 3 languages, but has the Intelligence of a fucking doorknob, wyd?

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The prettiest doorknob 💖

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licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets

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What’s your favorite way to hold hands?

Mine is when my hands AREN’T cold, and when my hands ARE cold, I like having my hand help like a doorknob.
Does it always work? YES 97% OF THE ADULT POPULATION HAS BIGGER HANDS THAN ME. But sometimes I got to re-tuck some fingers.

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I have a roommate and to let her know I am streaming I usually put a scrunchie on the doorknob to tell her I am live. She put a sock on it once and i took it off quickly. We never use a sock... that's something else entirely.

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Who can connect me with 's team to design branding and graphics for her fly doorknocker earrings line? 👀

Let me add this goal to my manifestation list

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Hello again you two wonderful people! We're the pair of gay bois known as Captain/Matt and Prince/Fabio, and we like to bring patented "gay chaos" wherever we go!

As for doorknobs, hm, those really intricate and ornate one with patterns engraved into them!

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monkeys and doorknobs

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0 belts, pauldrons, or doorknockers… Jabroni Mike monkey paw moments

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She-Ra and the Princesses of Power is one of the best things to ever happen to MOTU. Now the new He-Man looks INCREDIBLE.

People mocking She-Ra by praising He-Man are doorknobs and deserve nothing but mockery.

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Great Treasure Gate 2014 / Development Unbound

200×100cm

This series features the centuries-old , specifically the doorknockers embellished in the front gates of rich families and gentry households in China’s late imperial period.

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come from the other side. Click! A single twist of the doorknob reveals the familiar brunette. Jeanne’s eyes widen from the sight. Isabella sheepishly waves at her. No words needed to be said as Jeanne softly sighs before welcoming them into her home. Together, with their help, -

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Second covid shot received! I CAN LICK SO MANY DOORKNOBS NOW!!

*seriously, don’t lick doorknobs, that would make Pinkie Pie sad.*

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The squeaky doork noodle tf’s continue with !

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when I touch a doorknob and get shocked

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