Hey, that's definitely true! It's not as if months upon months of lazing about would cause any atrophying of his once-impressive musculature, or that it takes all the cat's remaining strength just to lift the blubbery tub of lard he's become, right~?

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LOL I DONT THINK IVE POSTED THIS HERE YET🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️
LINCOLN LARD

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super lazy and quick doodle of this scene from this fic i read today cuz

HAPPAY BARTH DAY LARD CHENGZHU

DSKAGLKJ still CACKLING at this https://t.co/nZpvkbMfo0

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My mountain of lard, is gonna need way more food than that to get even bigger~
Wonderful pic done by !

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More fox lard

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To fry Celery

Boil your celery as for a raggoo, then cut it & dip it in Batter, fry it a light Brown in Hog's lard, put it on a plate, & pour melted Butter upon it.

Elizabeth Raffald.
The Experienced English House-Keeper 1769

But do you even like celery?

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CW:// Massive Chonk Moment
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An art trade with , as I... try... to get... this fat lard... in his... rapper outfit... hrrrrngh-

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Yeah Red is lard Vader. I forgot nothing

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THE DOOR DESTROYER

Here she is! My lard ass of a rabbit sona, Mae Rivers! Been really getting into buying art of more of my characters, not just Lilly! so here we are, have another one of my sonas haha.

Art by

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眼鏡のイケメン😍💘🐷

LARD お前の🐽が~🎵

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I think I am the short stack or the lard and in charge....

Idk! You guys tell me lol

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The bard with the lard.

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Good news! Maelle got a job as a municipal lard storage tank :)

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An underused and underrated character of mine. Shark Pirate. (That's literally his name). He's the main mascot of Lard Land's ride "Shark Pirate's Haunted Marina" which is a mix of Pirates of the Carribean, The Haunted Mansion, and Margaritaville. I actually made the song too.

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haha lard

-something bee would say

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Desde un lugar muy muy lejano alguien te ha dedicado una carta, ¡Veamos que dice!

『 ➸ Cartita para Lard 』

"Lo mejor que me ha pasado en esta vida fue conocerte 💖

—🌸 B"

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CW: BLOOD

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idk lard nar slaying irkens is kinda hot akjhgdj

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