Me: *disrespectfully sneeze on your timeline without covering my mouth*

Here.

Alexander "Brian" wants to cook you breakfast. Plus he thinks you smell nice.

Now simp, you simps.

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Current Status: I Feel sick as fuck - I've sneezed around 39827 times 🤧 everything hurts

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everytime i try to catch up on vods, i brace myself for cursed topics to pop up such as today's sneeze topic 😶👍

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Time traveler: *sneezes*
The timeline:

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Man nobody says bless you anymore you just sneeze and they stare at you likd

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And don't forget, sometimes my horn likes to spark, especially when I sneeze. It may be bright, it may not be bright!And I can never control it! At least it can be cute I guess..
Still love this!! Small compilation thread of my fave non-ych pictures by @/itssugarmorning!

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My dog sneezed on my pants

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Baby gorl cyute sneeze 💖🎀🤏🏻

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Look at him he literally does no wrong except for he sneezed that one time

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I DID IT
I DREW THE BOY
HIS NAME IS BEEF THE SNEEZE AND I LOVE HIM
(design by /)

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sips might have killed a bully to sneeze but still how could you bully sneeze

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(sneezes really loud)

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mfs don’t say bless you when you sneeze anymore they just look at you like

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He sneezed once and his buddies put a bunch of clothes on him.

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