Normalize the fact that krogan have internal testicles just like the turians

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LUL the world isn't United States you utter testicle hair https://t.co/mFw46ii3Pp

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With the "Australopithecus Mind Meld" course, you will learn:

How to sit on ice, chant bullshit, and hold breath
How to quote mistranslated platitudes from books you've never read
How to make up a fad diet that nerds will endorse
How to chomp on lamb testicles attached to lamb

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A little later than 9 o'clock, but okay.
The testicles are large, but the baby is not small. I think he can handle it. :³

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It was all good until i started running my stupid mouth

Maybe I will have a lot of friend if i'm a mute.

Or a guy with gigantic testicle and a deep manly voice.

Or a guy with cute personality and as soft as tofu.

Fucking hell, man.

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Did y’all know that the word orchid derive from the Greek word ‘orchis’ which means ✨ testicles ✨😌

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Chesticles = Testicles, but on the chest

My dad and I came up with that. He went into a laughing fit for like an entire 5 minutes. No one else found it as funny as we did. Guess that's reality for ya

Its back to the drawing board for me

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For various reasons, most of the genitals are penises and testicles. Medieval European artists just loved to draw those!

(Lyon, Bibliothèque municipale, MS 5128, f. 100)

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He lived in a tiny shoe cubicle in Barry Scott’s left Testicle. One time, he decided to go to a land where the men decided to sing a song of sixpence. He later died. There is no escape.

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A theory about nasty cyclists is that loose pants allow for one or more testicles to be squeezed between a and the saddle.
Has been known to happen to cowboys too.

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It's a ... beaver!
Isidore of Seville (Etym. 12, 2:21): The beaver (castor) is so named from being castrated. They are hunted for their testicles (for medicine); when a hunter comes near they bite off their testicles to save themselves.

Bibl. Palat., Cod. Pal. germ. 311, f. 79r

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And in placentals, the testicles went to the back with the vas deferens looping around the ureter:

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In marsupials the testicles moved in front of the penis:

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Artist: My specialty is painting testicles
Patron: Ok, but I would like an allegory of the Sun and the Moon
Artist:

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It is a description of the characters printed on the swimsuit.
Left chest → "Sousei University(双成大学)"
Testicles → "water polo(水球)"
Back of the penis → "victory(勝利)"

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I wonder if this was a dig at the "open secret?" How ironic is it that Ken Griffey Jr presents Major League Baseball, a game starring the best player NOT on steroids of an era, is filled with players so roided out of their minds that their testicles are the size of ball bearings?

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I'd drag my nuts across shards of broken glass just so I can have the opportunity to breathe the same air she does. She can step on my testicles with her heels and i'd enjoy it. I would lick her body from top to bottom making sure I get to every nook and cranny. https://t.co/dYRgZUGyYE

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Jodorowsky’s ‘Holy Mountain’ is 47 years old today and it looks pretty good on it. Here’s a linocut print I made a few years ago inspired by it. All together now “Your sacrifice completes my sanctuary of one thousand testicles”. 🙌🏼

https://t.co/Rt6M8c9pqq

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