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Lindsey’s go-to cereal when President Full Diaper starts trash-talking his dead bestie and he needs to eat to forget the pain from that spine removal.

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2019-06-01

Day 859: When you’re such a fragile shitbird even the dead rattle you like a grocery bag filled with stolen jewelry.

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2019-05-31

Day 845: Praise be Talibama for forcing births so that they can give even more kids the worst education in the country.

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2019-05-17

Now that Alabama is legislating itself into the Dark Ages, it’s up to Boof Kavanaughty and a bunch of elderly men to do what’s best for the skirts.

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2019-05-15

One year ago today. Some deals are so tremendous we don’t talk about them anymore, believe me.

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2019-05-12

Most sincerest apologies to de bc tiny hands down, Kenny Powers would get my vote over Daddy Nobucks every time.

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2019-05-09

Day 835: How about the 2 years acts as credit towards the 72 years the public is owed for having to endure a racist dum dum with all of the charisma of a golden retriever snuff film?

37 67
2019-05-07

Kudos to the Speaker for calling out criminal crony Barr’s lying to protect Donny the Hutt.

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2019-05-03

Day 827: Fun fact - 10,000 is also the number of hush money payoffs dispensed by this clap-addled creep.

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2019-04-30

Day 826: Brought to you by the same stable medical genius who doesn’t know the difference between HPV and HIV. Or that being a doddering and obese septuagenarian isn’t “young and vibrant”.

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2019-04-29

Day 817: The last time this doddering lie merchant got so worked up over a pile of papers was after reading the first draft of Ivanka’s book and finding out he wasn’t the love interest.

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2019-04-20

The Lord Master of Racist Trolls has no problem motivating his bigoted base to violence. Cowards see, cowards do.

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2019-04-16

New Zealand’s Parliament just voted 119-1 to ban all assault rifles. But who needs bravery and legislative action when we’ve got thoughts and prayers? See ya at the next massacre!

25 77
2019-04-10

Day 807: In which a (tiny) handpicked coverup crony is as transparent as a Trump tax return.

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2019-04-10

Day 801: More Mensa missives from the Stable Genius who brought you Nambia, eating pizza with a fork, and Eric Trump.

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2019-04-04

Day 800: In which chainsaw sculpture Van Morrison really sticks to all of the Mexicos.

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2019-04-03