zhongli: im sorry about ajax....he thought venti would light up like a lamp
xiao: ....
zhongli: you can have my candy...here
xiao: .....thanks.....

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I've created a limited time pre-order of my childe and zhongli body pillow aka daki on my etsy! This pre-order will be closed on Feb 17 evening, thank you so much for looking :D!
Childe: https://t.co/6JqxMjQRnr
Zhongli: https://t.co/5oKH0p9LLW

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Paimon College Chapter 4 (part 2):
Zhongli: How dare a mere mouse to come to battle?

【Authorised】
artist: 木林森木(不会相声的厨子不是好阿东)
translation: me
Original link:https://t.co/9Qj5DtRdbE

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Paimon College Chapter 4 (part 1):
Zhongli: How dare a mere mouse to come to battle?

【Authorised】
artist: 木林森木(不会相声的厨子不是好阿东)
translation: me
Original link:https://t.co/9Qj5DtRdbE

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venti: das right I hugged and kissed your oppa. you can't do anything about it, right? losers.

zhongli: ???????????

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Daddy Zhongli: 😡

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A-Chili-A-Day: 17

Storytime with Chili 🔶💧

Zhongli: recounts ancient tales with geo props
Childe: rambles incoherently about the monster battles attached to each scar



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A-Chili-A-Day: 15

Childe on himself: combs hair with fingers
Childe with Zhongli: expensive products, lots of brushing



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Zhongli: We’re getting married. Farewell.
Childe: !!!!??? W-wait!!!!!! Zhongli!!!

*jolts awake*

Childe: i-it was just a dream...?
Childe: *stares at seelie* I’LL DESTROY YOU

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Zhongli: haste pa haya que ya llego su reina

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Day 5: Hair
Zhongli: dark ash brown - amber brown
Ningguang: white
Literally light and darkness :v

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Zhongli: I have waited a thousand years for us to sing a song to the lilies again.

Childe: What do you mean?

Zhongli: You have to find out such tale on your own.

AU where Childe is a reincarnation of Zhongli’s former lover. ☺️

Credits to caelusart.🙏🏻🙏🏻🤧🤧

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zhongli: exists
me: *trying to spell gorzhjus*

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pic 1: Zhongli showing off his godly abilities to murder from afar
pic 2:
Zhongli: when I was a young archon----
Diluc: 😐 here we go again...
HAHAHA

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