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BREAKING: The promo line of the year gets its own shirt. For all those who eat first!
https://t.co/i97frkcB74
#BREAKING: MOTHER RUSSIA #1 has sold out at the publisher level and is going back to print with a gold Alterna Comics logo to signify a second printing. Thank you for supporting and #bringingbacknewsprint with us!
#BREAKING: #GregHunt admits NT Mayor #FayMiller wasn't the only recipient of his 'Bad language'
Cartoon: @heraldsun
#MalcolmTurnbull #Liberals #auspol
#auspolcartoon #HealthMinister
#BREAKING: Leaked image from the upcoming Barnaby Joyce #Channel7 #TVinterview
Cartoon: @theheraldsun
#BarnabyJoyce #Barnaby #Turnbull #Nationals
#privacy #auspolcartoons #auspol
BREAKING: Furries want the leading roles in the upcoming ‘THUNDERCATS’ movie not to be “human-washed.”
BREAKING: Rep. Frank Pauline opening statement to Pruitt: "You really should resign" https://t.co/V39oiX6LqE via @CNN
@CLIMATEMAMA @ahsoka2018 @c255666a459a495 @babushka_tasi @lifeisfluff_44 @NWPinPDX @DanJWeiss @CaplanComms @Revkin @emorwee @AltfactsUSA @someone_1958
WHY HASN"T PRUITT BEEN FIRED?
BREAKING: EPA Announces a New Rule. One Likely Effect: Less Science in Policymaking https://t.co/ruhcPZ9PIH via @nytimes
@DanJWeiss @EarthAccounting @CLIMATEMAMA @Revkin @UCSUSA @sandcrapper @eaglefeather43 @TrumpMemes45 @SteveMarinucci
BREAKING: @Beyonce’s going #vegan for #Coachella, and she wants you to join her! https://t.co/FDIL7BsvQH: BREAKING: @Beyonce’s going #vegan for #Coachella, and she wants you to join her! https://t.co/FDIL7BsvQH https://t.co/FDLlAvP7E3 https://t.co/mvGswWOWGf
BREAKING: The White House just submitted their FY19 budget proposal and once again, they are recommending that the government shut down @NationalService and eliminate @AmeriCorps and @SeniorCorps. RT to urge Congress to support investments in national service #Stand4Service.
BREAKING: HORSE CATCHES TOUCHDOWN IN CHARITY SOFTBALL GAME
BREAKING: XFL games will have 6 teams all playing at once in a six-sided star-shaped field. Basic Chinese Checker rules.
BREAKING: IDW reveals latest addition to Sonic comics, new character named Suck the Cock.
BREAKING: AREA WOMAN DISCOVERS NEW SPECIES OF MIND DEVOURING PARASITE- ASSURES EVERYONE "YOU SHOULD TRY IT TOO."
BREAKING: The Best Health Benefits Of Drinking Teeth: https://t.co/KTR5TYK9IB
BREAKING: Real Madrid are in talks with Chelsea defender David Luiz over a move this summer. (Source: RMC Sport)
BREAKING: Two hurt as car crashes into wall. https://t.co/sJGRred2gx