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@sbarra_anthony Spike: She won’t really eat those mice, right?
Lachlan: This is Unikitty! Of course she wouldn’t! *then has a shocked look* ...I’ve been wrong before...
@sbarra_anthony @Italiobas @MathewNoris @SerenaMNorris @Kylefitz2006 Lachlan: Good thing dingoes like rabbits for food, and mice for friends!
@sbarra_anthony Applejack: That’s the newest member of Lachlan’s family!
@sbarra_anthony Lachlan: Hi Pinkie! Scooby, Winona, Puppycorn and I made up a singing group! Now all we need is a name...
@sbarra_anthony Lachlan: Really?!
Winona: You bet your tail it is! I do some singing myself, did you boys want to hear?
@sbarra_anthony Puppycorn: We did!
Lachlan: What’d you guys (and girl) think?
@sbarra_anthony *one day, Lachlan was singing his favourite song “Speed Me Up” for fun*
Lachlan:🎵I’m dealin’ with this pain, I just can’t let you come throw it away-ay-ay-ay!🎵
@sbarra_anthony Sweetie Belle: What’d Princess Luna tell you?
Lachlan: She told me that babies come from “Number two”, so when I was Junior’s age, I kept checking the toilets for a baby!
Mane Six: Seriously?!
Celestia: *chuckles* Yes.
@sbarra_anthony Lachlan: It’s true though, plus it’s better than what Auntie Luna told me.
@sbarra_anthony Sweetie Belle: I do wonder where Junior came from sometimes...
Lachlan: *decides not to question it* That’s easy! From your tummy!
@sbarra_anthony Lachlan: *wink*
Sweetie Belle: *giggles*
@sbarra_anthony Puppycorn: Ooh, what are the girls gonna do to him?
*the four dogs brainstorm what they THINK the girls would do*
Lachlan: My guess? Clear wrap on the toilet seat! I always get Auntie Luna with that one.
@sbarra_anthony Puppycorn: Wow! ...Who’s her best friend again? *joking*
Lachlan: *chuckles* Me.
@sbarra_anthony Lachlan: *heard Twilight sniffling* Hi cousin!! *hugs her* Did you hear us howling?
@sbarra_anthony Lachlan: No, but she is smelly! *he does the funny sand trick again*
@sbarra_anthony *the other five show up*
Fluttershy: What’s up?
Lachlan: *waiting for Twilight to land on the ground*
@sbarra_anthony Spike: Funny sand? How can sand be funny?
Lachlan: Watch this... *he puts his hands in the soft sand, but nothing happens yet* Twilight, can you get the other girls? I wanna show them too!
@sbarra_anthony Lachlan: *sees them* Hi Twilight! Hi Spike!
@Italiobas Intro (1/3)
Sonic X Announcer: Last time on “Royal Rush”, Lachlan Dingo and his friends embarked on a new adventure across Equestria to find the mysterious “chaos crystals” before a new villain named Master Frown gets to them and to find a strange unicorn cat hybrid creature...
@sbarra_anthony Lachlan: *his Hurricane Howl is basically him howling at ear numbing volume*